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September 14, 2005 - September 7, 2005
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Historical Imperative of the Masses
We only mention immigration every now (see point #5) and
then just
to keep you alert to the coming tussle over this entire issue that awaits us in the new year.
You can travel to Claremont, CA via The Pasadena Star News story filed on Friday (Source
Archive). From this little local debate, you can get the sides down. 1. Immigrants drive down wages and
drain money from the nation's education and healthcare systems; or 2. Immigrants put much more in the system
than they ever take out.
Argument #1 is put forth by Federation for American Immigration Reform or,
"FAIR." Argument #2 is presented by Bill Hing, a
professor of Asian American Studies at UC Davis.
We'll keep mulling this over (although our leanings may be a bit obvious -- see #5), but nobody seems to be talking about the security issues involved and how, exactly
they are being addressed by any side of the debate.
Michelle Malkin also added an interesting voice to the debate on Sunday.
The Largest English-speaking Nation on Earth
It doesn't matter if we all speak the same language. Or, does
it (Source Archive)?
The God of the Most Chosen Nation
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger put the "Christmas" back into, er, Christmas. Last
week (Source Archive), Before lighting the tree, Gov. Schwarzenegger "talked
about his Christmas traditions growing up in Austria, singing carols in German around a tree trimmed
with candy, cookies and real candles." Wow. Compared with another great little sentence in the
article, "Four years ago, during the state's power crisis, Gov. Gray Davis lit the tree and then
turned it off to save energy." What a girlie-boy.
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
TIME TO GOOF OFF.
The Geek Press has their game of the day -- Reflex -- which you should spend the next hour getting really
good at -- HERE.
There is a warning that this thing is addictive -- we wouldn't know because our time is so
valuable, but turn down your volume if you are at work.
Social Security -- Hot Potato (which
is a Yank term for any issue that might require thought and foresight to resolve)
Josh Marshall provides guidance for Democrats on how to "frame" the upcoming debate on Social Security.
Because, as he points out,
"framing the issue is key."
But, no mention of the "projected future spending across all federal programs plus the amount of debt currently
held by the public exceeds projected future revenue by $43.4 trillion in present value, as of 2003. That
imbalance is over 11 times the $3.8 trillion debt held by the public that the government officially reports.
$35.5 trillion of this $43.4 trillion imbalance stems from Medicare (Parts A and B) alone while Social
Security accounts for another $7.2 trillion," which we pointed out on Friday from
the Testimony by Kent Smetters for the Subcommittee on the Constitution of The United States House of
Representatives.
That is "present value." This gives credit for the time-value of money -- meaning, the actual numbers
must be enormous. JM points out that historically, Republicans have wanted to abolish Social Security.
We agree with that summary, but we're hard pressed to find any Republicans that are standing up and
taking credit for past Republicans who claimed that Social Security and Medicare were going to bankrupt
the country.
As an aside, that $43.4 trillion is very close to the value we recently heard regarding total household
wealth in the U.S. -- what was it? $44 trillion.
UPDATE: Don't miss the clash of Poor and Stupid with Paul Krugman's piece in The New York Times -- they'll give you a link to Krugman's remarks, so we won't have to put one here.
Pearl Harbor -- About as Important as a Snowflake

USS Arizona Memorial
Some dates mean more than others -- at least to us. There is a little Pearl Harbor Tutorial
at National Geographic if you want to fill in
some of the gaps in your own memory, or not -- "For the past is history, And about as important as
a snowflake" (Ned.36.18-19).
After all, it hasn't ever been a good idea to make the Yanks mad, Like with the Alamo, And the Maine, And
the Lusitania . . . (Yks.107.5-8).
"Why?," you ask.
Well, because, "The Yanks would remember it, Forever, And find a way to get even, No matter how much it cost"
(Yks.107.11-14).
The U.S. Navy maintains a site remembering
the day with a gaggle of links that you can peruse at your leisure today. Of course, you could always buy a
book.
Simply let us intrude upon your
work day a bit and ask you to think about this event in our past in terms of what is happening in our country
today. Again, the Chain Gang cannot speak much beyond what is already posted. We simply direct
you to a rather impressive section of BoomerBible.com which begins
HERE.
"And now that you mention it, Remember the Lusitania?" -- Yks.107.15-16
UPDATE: Instalanche underway -- thanks Glenn and welcome to InstaPundit visitors.
UPDATE: A Great Big Mess in a Place Called Vietnam
Glenn Reynolds points out the myths of Vietnam being passed
along as news -- Ranting Profs
adds emphasis to our previous obeservation.
Monday, December 06, 2004
MORE: Those Who Should Ignore Us Completely
The 2004 WebLogAwards Voting is underway.
Unfortunately, you can't vote for us, because we're not on any of the lists. Perhaps a huge outcry from
InstaPunk faithful will put us on the ballot so we can be completely humiliated. Anyway, we thought you'd
like to know.
Kos and friends got caught cheating anyway. Bill Hobbs alerted us to this sad fact . . .
MORE: Like a Friendly Uncle
Thanks to the work of Jim Treacher, we
were pointed to a piece by Cathy Seipp
(Source Archive) regarding
our favorite non-conservative-non-liberal "news" man -- Bill O'Reilly.
We liked Mr. Jim's headline much better than the refinery of Ms Seipp's. It was so good to read quotes
about O'Reilly calling himself a conservative since, these days, all he tries to say is he is
an independent. On the radio and on the television.
And, speaking of how much we don't like this guy anymore, Ms Seipp points to Mr. O's first tirade against
the internet and blogs in particular -- HERE (Source
Archive). Get used to it Billy-boy, I think BLOGS are here
to stay.
It does seem that everyone is missing the main point of the O'Reilly make over -- namely, the anchor job at CBS.
They don't have anyone to fill the spot -- since the entire staff was born on or before WWII, except
for their crack producers. Buster-Bill
wants his new bosses to come across with the big bucks for a truly conservative/liberal/libertarian/Green/Communist
-- you know, objective -- anchor-dude. There can be no other explanation.
What riles us is that the guy would be completely unknown if it were not for his conservative act since he
joined Fox News Channel. Now, when opportunity presents itself, he wants to cut and run into the arms of
the networks the whole gang at Fox set out to topple -- or at least compete with . . .
Of course, O'Reilly denies all of this and says he would "just die" in a job like that. We shall see.
What an interview. Can't CBS just send over the contract and put us all out of our misery.
UPDATE: Mr. O is at it again, and boy is everybody worked into a lather (from Eschaton).
Especially if You Have a Printing Press
No matter what Professor Bainbridge's
friend says, we will never divulge the real name of Puck
Punk.
The Only Thing to do was Kill Each Other
Hammorabi doesn't care if it starts WWIV -- air strikes on nations aiding insurgents in Iraq is the
call.

Religion of Peace
Friday, December 03, 2004
Have Rights, not Dreams
We have not recently commented on Dr. Rice and Ray Artest as recent events may have demanded, but American
Digest called our attention to a thought-experiment proposed by Baldilocks
in a reference to James Taranto's recounting of
racist remarks made by people regarding conservative blacks, notably Dr. Condolezza Rice (isn't
the web complicated?) and her recent nomination as Secretary of State. The experiment being:
Simply consider why those blacks who have been accused of bad behavior or demonstrate questionable
character do not have their "blackness" questioned, but those who are conservative and/or preach
the virtues of hard work do.
The Boomer Bible contains a book in the Present Testament called "Ult. Joe's Message for
the BROAD STREETERS." The bulk of which is on-line at BoomerBible.com starting with Chapter
One (In it's entirety in the hard copy). During the
summer, RFLaird did take credit for a prophecy made back in 1991 being fulfilled in the words of
Bill Cosby -- a wonder to
behold.
Now, the Chain Gang cannot really add anything further to what was written down in BROAD STREETERS way
back in 1991, but we do wonder that no black reviewer or commentator has ever said a word about this
robust treatment of a topic that the appoinment of Dr. Rice seems to bring to the forefront. Perhaps now, with
the internet and the new voices it brings, would be a good time.
NOTE: in clicking around the above links we did become aware of a situation regarding Manute Bol and
the very hard times he has hit upon. Please read
this (Source Archive) and if you are able
to help in some way, please do so. You can read an update HERE
(Source Archive).
O, Money
Just in case you thought we forgot -- Take a Look.
And, don't miss this little gem.
UPDATE: March 3, 2005 -- these bastards actually took the page down. The link above no longer works. But THIS ONE DOES -- the web never forgets. For searchers -- these are the remarks of Kent Smetters regarding the balooning unrecognized unfunded liability of Social Security.
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Hockey -- which is an excellent way . . .
Finally, someone cares about the anyshell lockout. President Bush went
to Canada (Source
Archive) to, know doubt, work on the anyshell lockout.
The guys here at the Los Angeles Times seemed to miss the big part of the story, but I thought I'd comment
on the President's trip to Canada -- I love America! -- since the guys at InstaPunk love the politics and
I love the hockey.
Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin is a huge fan of the hockey. In July, the PM
praised the hockey of Alberta.
He
even mentioned Maurice "The Rocket" Richard in his
toast to the President and
the First Lady (Source
Archive). Wow!
Even President Bush says, "[Prime Minister] Paul [Martin] and I share a great vision for the
future -- two prosperous, independent nations joined together by the return of NHL hockey." You can
read it HERE (Source
Archive) if you don't believe.
This toast and the President's tell-tale comments surely set the stage for very serious conversations. What
can these two guys do about the lockout? Plenty. Trust me. I would think that the entire anyshell
could be made a joint operation of both governments -- like NORAD. That
way, everyone could make lots of money and the televisions networks would be required to show the games, by
law. And money problems? Gone. I can't wait.
What else could they be talking about but the anyshell lockout? I mean, Canada is less important that the
Czech Republic in international matters -- even I know that. Yes, yes, it has to be about the
lockout. It just has to be -- doen't it?
I must specially thank my little Puck Princess Punk for all the research she
do to help me see just what is going on up north. She is so cute. And, she really knows her way
around the internets.
FORGERS.14.14-15. The Command Post has an entry
reporting the law suit against
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and senior U.S. officers saying they are guilty of war crimes over
the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal.
We cannot let this pass. Thankfully, there is an in-depth look at the history of torture posted on
these pages by RFLaird. You should take the time to read
it if you haven't already. There really isn't any need to say anything further.
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Those Who Should Ignore Us Completely
Well, well, well. Hugh Hewitt ignored us completely. Perhaps
someone could let Mr. Hewitt know that he is missing a very important ingredient to
understanding the culture that he comments upon.
Physician's Wash Their Hands -- of everything -- everyday
Now, we can hear you asking, "But how does The Boomer Bible help understand the times we live in?"
By way of example, let us take a look at Hugh Hewitt's consternation over The
Groningen Protocol and the relative silence of his favorite blogs. The Goningen Protocol is detailed
at the article cited in HH's post - HERE.
Now, The Boomer Bible has a book in the Present Testament entitled, "The Prescription of the Chosen
One Mike for the JEFFERSONIANS" that deals specifically with the medical profession and the many ailments facing
them including, Parnoius digesticus, Specialitas tediositas, Investicus stupidicus, and
Malpracticus catastrophicus. There are a number of cures suggested within the book, but the
overall prescription is -- Non cogito ergo sanus sum. You can read the concluding chapter off of the
headline link above, but the entire book is only available in the hard
copy.
So, when it comes to the ultimate washing of hands, should we be surprised at this protocol? We are not
surprised here at all. We really aren't horrified by this, specifically. This protocol is simply the
logical outworking of all the assumptions operating on the modern mind today. As such, we are just as
horrified by the education our children receive in public elementary schools all over the United States.
An education that is not providing young minds with the opportunity to experience horror over anything --
except maybe a racial epithet.
The Boomer Bible is an essential element of this understanding. Now, wasn't that easy?
Re-Reading The Boomer Bible -- part 2 (or, is it part 3?)
And, there is an example of current analysis on The Boomer Bible done as recently as Saturday,
November 27, 2004. How can this be? Take
a look.
O How Beautiful is a Generous Spirit
ScrappleFace is reporting on the number one word of the year -- BLOG.
To his consternation, and ours, there is a failure of another word to make the top ten -- Instalanche. Which
is defined as: "a brief but powerful spike in blog traffic, generated by a link from InstaPundit.com, which
creates in the affected blogger a fleeting sense of euphoria and heightened self-esteem, followed by
weeks of doubt and progressive self-loathing."
If anyone cares, we would cast our full support by the inclusion of this word into any dictionary used by
educated people anywhere. Having experienced the Instalanche phenomenon on a number of occassions, and
having gladly paid the bandwidth bill for the privilege -- we just wanted to thank Glenn Reynolds for noticing.
May your blog be blessed with an Instalanche.
MORE: Being as Judeo-Christian as You Want
It is Advent and people feel the need to comment on Christianity. Bill
Hobbs wants to talk about the Incarnation and
Dimpenumbra is talking about the Virgin
Mary. Tis the season.
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