July 31, 2007 - July 24, 2007
may not be art, but it's certainly iconic. In the punk way of thinking,
that makes it a touchstone for every subject it might suggest or
represent. We think it's funny that our proudly coarse mass media
the creation of this sculpture but didn't have the guts to
show more than a modest head shot to the teeming millions of Britney
Why? Because she's giving birth. That's automatically more offensive
than, say, Paris Hilton's night-vision sex video, which everyone has
seen. Word has it that the sculptor intended the work as a pro-life
statement, but pro-lifers were offended by his demonstration of the
fact that babies come out of women's vaginas, which nobody should ever
look at. Okay.
Thankfully, we're out of town, so we don't have to pay any attention whatsoever to anyone who's offended by this first ever 360-degree tour of Britney Spears giving birth. What does it make you think about? One of the things it made us think about is the whole abortion controversy. Of course, we've thought about the subject before, so take a good long look at Britney's parturition and then read the following.
Not So Fast, Neal.
So You Want to Have an Abortion...
She Was Hot.
Guaranteed, you'll find food for laughter or thought in there somewhere. Come back tomorrow for a different perspective.
calls. Due to extraordinary circumstances, the King of the Punks has
ordered a special punk
writer debate to be held between April 26 and May 8, 2006. We will
report, or not, on the outcome upon our return, but in the interim we
have prepared a series of entries that are (1) illustrative of the punk
writer theory of connectedness, and (2) Not Safe for Work. Therefore,
if you are a prude or otherwise easily offended, do NOT visit InstaPunk
until May 9th. If you are anyone else, come visit every day, because we
have an honest-to-goodness scoop to share with you in our inimitable
Now it's time to sharpen our scrivers and haul our battle-scarred torkjacks out of mothballs. Those of us who survive the Debate will be back.
. The whole
liberal political-media universe has finally succeeded in becoming the
opposite of everything sensible, truthful, and constitutional. Up is
down. Back is front. Top is bottom. Lawfulness is illegal. Unlawfulness
is admirable. Subordinates are superior to their superiors. Terror is
politically correct. Hatred is fairness. Cowardice is principle. Speech
Can't see it? Permit me to specify.
Lawfulness is illegal. The President of the United States has the legal, constitutional authority to declassify classified information. This is indisputable. Consider the opposite case. If the President doesn't have the power to declassify information, who does? And if someone else holds higher authority in that function, how could we claim to be any kind of free republic? All the liberal claptrap to the contrary is absolute utter nonsense. And yet we get this:
Unlawfulness is admirable. The Mary McCarthy thing. Again, there can be no reasonable debate. Regardless of her political and even moral convictions, she signed an oath to her country not to reveal classified information to the press or public. She broke her oath and in so doing broke the law. This has nothing whatever to do with the First Amendment. No intelligence establishment could ever do anything to protect its country -- i.e., to fulfill its reason for existence -- if all intelligence employees were empowered to reveal any secret they wanted to. In breaking the law, Mary McCarthy betrayed the mission of her agency and her country. And yet we are subjected to this ludicrous blather:
"I don't know whether she did it or not." What puke. She confessed.
Again, she wasn't fired for telling the truth, she was fired for
telling, period. And the "revealing a CIA agent in order to support a
lie" statement is even more vomit-inducing. Here's the real
story. We can all be sure that Senator Kerry would love to be President
of a country in which any intelligence operative who favored the
opposition party could secretly plant stories in the press for the
express purpose of discrediting him. Meanwhile, the reporters who
conspired with the betrayer to sabotage the national security of their
country are named Pulitzer Prize
winners. Down is up.
Subordinates are superior to their superiors. Yeah, any handful of unhappy generals should always be sufficient to force the firing of their civilian boss. That makes sense -- according to 58 percent of the respondents to this web poll. But wait... here's a news flash for the whole stupid lot of you: The U.S. may be a democracy, but the military isn't. Generals don't get to fire a boss they don't like, anymore than you do at your place of work. Grow the hell up.
Terror is politically correct. So Hamas stands aside approvingly while a terrorist suicide bomber kills a half dozen Israeli civilians at a falafel stand, and great journalistic organizations like the AP, BBC, and Reuters join al Jazeera and other news networks in calling the event the "Tel Aviv blast" in their headlines. By this logic, 9/11 was an airliner crash or a building collapse, Pearl Harbor was a pair of ship sinkings, and the Kennedy assassination was a tragically fatal head injury. The real lede -- information suggesting that the bomb blast was a cold-blooded murder sanctioned by the terrorist government of Palestine -- was either buried in the final paragraphs or glossed over altogether. Front is back.
Hatred is fairness. Just ask the New York Times. They can explain it to you.
Cowardice is principle. The Comedy Channel is filled with Bush-bashing, Christianity-demeaning comedies and comedians, and speaks proudly of its devotion to the First Amendment. But after choosing to censor a cartoon image of Muhammed on South Park while tolerating in the same show a cartoon image of Christ defecating on the American flag and the American president, they have the unmitigated gall to defend themselves thus (in an email sent to those who protested their disgraceful decision):
"To reiterate, as satirists..."? Uh, no. As satirists, the Comedy Channel folks
were especially obligated to show the image of Muhammed. That they did
not removes any right they have to claim that they are First Amendment
Speech is silence. A couple of Arab thugs killed a Belgian boy for his Ipod last week. Since then, 80,000 Belgians have taken to the streets in protest, but if you read the accounts in the AP and BBC, you wouldn't know why. These purveyors of truth felt it was their responsibility to keep us from knowing that the murderers were probably muslims. Far better for us to be mystified and in the dark than know that unassimilated muslims are continuing to cause major unrest in Europe. The new mission of journalism is not to report difficult facts, but to conceal them. That's why the mainstresam media have also been working so hard to keep us from seeing the anti-American Mexican nationalism that's driving the protests of illegal immigrants against U.S. enforcement of its own laws. Up is down. Back is front. Top is bottom.
The good news is, there's nothing mysterious about what position a good liberal will take on any issue. Just turn the facts upside down, reverse the poles of right and wrong, and start spewing bile. It's a no-brainer.