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Wednesday, June 02, 2010


An Old Comment Made New

Not my arm. Or Billy's.

FOLLOW-ON. After a post on anti-semitism, the world falls silent. That's not an editorial remark, just a fact. So I went back to an earlier IP post and discovered a comment that seems curiously relevant today. Billy Oblivion objected to my provocative assertion that we are "all bigots." I meant it, of course, in a satrirical sense, but Billy's reaction and explanation is worth reading again right now.

Billy Oblivion  2009-08-29 05:47:00

To recognize a difference, and to have tastes (as opposed to Taste) is not bigoted.

I don't care for football. In fact almost all professional sports bore me. Partially this is because I don't care for participating in the amateur version of them. Partially it is because the lessons they have to teach I'm either deaf to, or learned long ago. Those who like Football, or fast cars, or vacation cruises are not "other", they are merely people with divergent tastes. For that the term is not bigot but rather snob.

If you wish to call me a snob of sorts, I cannot argue. Drink, Music, food, I've got my preferences and some I'll defend on philosophical grounds (after all, aesthetics is a branch of Philosophy, even if we don't recognize it any more) others are indefensible (there are times I prefer a mass market blended bourbon to a single cask, or even a good scotch. I know, but we all have our foibles).

However bigotry has an implication of superiority. I no longer consider myself superior to others *merely* because they would babble about baseball or hotrods, while *I* prefer to discourse on the relative merits of this firearm or that motorcycle. Some prefer fine German Pilsners, some Red Wine. Others prefer a coca-cola. There's no accounting for taste. Or budget. There was a time, but it's long gone.

Another implication of bigotry is that it is merely the otherness of the person that causes the divide. That the skin color or mode of dress of the Muhammadan, or the name he gives God is the cause of the separation.

I realize this is difficult for those of you on the coasts to realize, but we DO have rather heterogeneous communities out there in Fly Over Country. There were Jews and moslems in my town, even in my classes (though not many of the latter). We had a couple temples, and a mosque--though being raised a Catholic (rather poorly as this was post-Vatican II) I never saw the inside of them.

I am not bigoted against Southern Baptists [responding to an earlier comment], I am ill disposed to *idiot* Southern Baptists. One of my best friends is an utterly brilliant man who is also a fundamentalist southern baptist of one sort or another. He is kinder and more open hearted than almost any man I've ever met.

But he is not an idiot.

If you wish to accuse me of being bigoted towards idiots, then we have a semantic argument on our hands which may take a while.

As to "knowing Jews". I knew kids of Jewish parents. Most were more liberal--aka "non-orthodox" jews. One of the people I keep most constant contact with these days--a good friend of mine, and a Philadelphian is of Jewish decent, though he does not practice the faith (this is the case with many Jews I've met).

To say one "knows" Jews is to say one "knows" Christians--which is to say nothing at all because the faithless son of a west-coast Jewish Mother, neither of which have been to synagogue in a decade is very different from knowing the kind of Jew who would shut down is web E-Commerce site from Friday evening to Saturday evening  Personally I have a HUGE amount of respect for someone who executes their religious convictions with that level of detail.

Do I know every detail of the various and sundry Jewish tribes? The difference between orthodox, reform and the rest didn't stick. No, my mind is more like a hurricane fence than a fine mesh. Lots of stuff blows through before the detritus builds to a sufficient thickness to hold details, and consequently much I could have learn is lost like the c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate.

But the same is true of just about everything I know, think I know, think I don't know, or don't know I don't know. I'm sort of a poly-arithmetic.

I have my prejudices, I'm not claiming otherwise. I have my preferences, opinions and causes. But it's not the color of a mans skin, the tongue of his mother or the name of his god that gives me pause, it IS the content of his character, his relationship with the world and it's diverse peoples that matter.

Which brings us to "why NYLs [New York Liberals] now think it's okay to hate the Jews".

Understand first that I draw the distinction between a Liberal, who would never hate the Jews, and a Progressive, who has never not [hated the Jews].

I think to the degree that one can conflate hating Israel as a state actor with hating Jews the answer is a long propaganda effort by the progressives. Israel has been put in an impossible position and they are responding just like the last few fighters in Mila 18 did (did I mention that I loved that book?) They have their backs to the sea and are fighting as vicious a fight as their morals will let them. This bothers modern Liberals who really are good hearted souls who believe that there ARE essentially no differences between people (which is clearly untrue).

So more clearly maybe, I don't think that a NYL *does* hate The Jews. I think that if you're talking to a self-described Liberal who hates Jews you ought to ask them which takes primacy, the State or the Individual.

Then you have your answer. For the one thing that the Progressive CANNOT ABIDE is someone who puts something else ahead of the general state (they may not put it thus, they may talk of class unity (communists) or purity of culture (old-school Nazis) or "the community" (communitards) or whatever, but the idea of an allegiance other than to some sort of corporate entity (not like a business corporation, but a group) is bad, but even worse is the allegiance to a group that is NOT theirs. Jews have been a whipping boy for Western Culture (along with Gypsies etc.) for a long time, and they're a useful one since unlike the Gypsies they have CLEARLY uh...damn I hate it when a word won't come. They've profited and grown over the years, largely through their OWN industry, thrift and cleverness proving that one DOES NOT need the state. One CAN take care of oneself, ones family and ones community members w/out the theiving hand of the state.

Either that, or some people are just assholes.

The Mormons will eventually get the same treatment. But unlike the orthodox Jews, they wear the funny clothes on the inside.

Bigotry and prejudice are different things. So are preferences.

I don't know the truth. I suspect it, but people who were demonstrably a LOT smarter than me have argued all sides of various questions, so while I'm absolutely certain that some things--slavery, child abuse, wanton cruelty and body paint and foam fingers at professional sports events are wrong on a deep moral level, other things merely make running a society difficult.

It is the lack of questioning that stagnates cultures. It is the questioning of ideas, especially the profane questioning in the areas of science and philosophy that push our society foward, that have given us what to our Greek or Roman forefathers would seem to be closer to a heaven on earth than they could have imagined. We *have* to tolerate the other because THEY MAY BE RIGHT. We don't know. We think we know, but as Feynman once observed "Nature doesn't care how smart you are. You can still be wrong."

Indeed.





I Like this guy.

Reminds me somehow of another guy.

FOR CIDNIE. Same insistent beat as Johnny Dodge's Country Punk.

6.
Here is the lantern.
2  You are the boy who lighted the lantern.
3  You are the boy who lives in its light. You are the boy who will die in its light, who will die from its light.
4  Lantern light and lantern fire. It burns and spreads and glows like flame, consuming illumination.

7.
Candlelight. Huddled interiors at night, the meek forays of little people’s little words, darting into dark and back, needing escape and fearing the blanks on the map.

8.
Torchlight. Pine knots and smoke and painful flying embers. Sometimes the bearer catches fire and falls, rolling into blackened ruin.
2  All you see is flicker, red shadows, shapes of your deepest fears, roaming round you outside the cone of orange protection.
3  Friends erupt and fall, friends fall and disappear into the field of answers outside the light.

9.
Electric light. Light enough at last and light too much.
2  A human chain of links electrified, pulsed into a stream of bits, harsh river of naked white exposure without shadows to hide in.
3  In too much light there is suspicion, fear that the truth is ugly beyond belief. Are we just this? Pallid pretenders unmasked in our creeping, crawling scavenger hunt?
4  Light alone is beautiful and mocks whatever dares to share its stage. Or:  We are but reflections of the horrors concealed within, the dirty folds inside the bright white mantle of creation.
5  Light of knowing, light of doubt, light of shame, it’s all the same, a bleaching, draining dryness of the mind.

10.
Blue light. Light of movement, the sadness of falling night.
2  We are shifted, playing with time, and traveling inside the crystal facets of the beam.
3  Death and birth await us there, our own, grand and belittled, my blood-stained chain link fence here guards the plains of Troy, where Achaeans roar and whisper rumors of the Metalkort.
4  There, beyond the blue-lighted Coliseum I saw the one who set the tale in motion.
5  He was gleaming, sweaty, radiant, bleeding, blessing and cursing, perfect, shattered, and the armature spun inside his polar hands, feeding the world with sharp blue current.
6  I caught a spark and lost it, or so I thought, but saw that it had borne me all along, bit player in the streaming blue that swept through time to the barren beds of drought in which I’d picked my role.
7  Blue light. Not a shade away from white as I had thought, but whiter than the eye can see, the blue-white whole of divinity.

11.
Red light.
2  Why can’t we have the blue, forever and always?
3  Who took it? Who defiled it? Who screened it from our sight?
4  Raging, screaming, warring light. The rampage and the flood. Destructive creation, like forest fire and eye of hungry vulture.
5  Yes, I am the scavenger. The boy who lighted this cruel cruel light.
6  Forgive me if you can, if I can I will forgive you, but I am past forgetting, past hiding from harsh light.

12
Fire light.
2  I am the boy who came to Gobb’s and sat at the bar, the boy who played with fire.
3  If you dare explore the blue of night, the night will explore you too.
4  For the heights you steal, the price you pay is loss, and a pain to equal your pride.
5  I am the boy who took the blue oath of loyalty, to the blue king who carried a blood red light.
6  And I watched as they doused him, in envy and fear and hate.
7  I laid him in a shroud, a bright white mirror of our shame, and I rode beside him through the pines to a gray-blue sea, where a ship was waiting for his other journey.
8  Had I been given the choice, I’d have taken his place, but instead I lit the fire.
9  His woman wept, for what and who I never knew, except that the fire soared and singed us all, a cathedral of sorrowing flame, asking one question and demanding an answer.
10  What price for light is worth the light?
11  I am the boy who presumed. I am the boy who lit the light and presumed I could pay the price.
12  But the price is paid by everyone,
13  And the current flows,
14  And the lantern glows,
15  And the fire goes on and on,
16  And the mirror shows us why.

Et cetera.




Tuesday, June 01, 2010


The Week Between

Made me read Nicholas Monserrat's The Cruel Sea.

AMERICAN COMA. This post has a variety of inspirations. Memorial Day is followed within a week or thereabouts by the anniversary of D-Day, which always gets its separate acknowledgment, even though they both share the same taproot, the latter being the epitome of the unselfish heroism of the former. Isn't there an argument, particularly in a time of war, for a span of remembrance about the U.S. military and all who have supported it, from families to citizenry to civilian partners at risk like the merchant marine? We promote and endorse Black History Month. Couldn't we also find a corner in our hearts for Military History Week?

I'd say, too, there's a particular relevance this year, this month, this week, to the heroism of military discipline and the remembrance of just causes. I'm appalled to see the so-called civilized world jump ugly on Israel for allowing its bravest soldiers to defend themselves against a deliberate, calculated ambush, as if civilian lives -- no matter how politically conniving and vicious -- always matter more than the lives of those whose mission is to observe the rules of engagement they've been given. I cannot describe the nausea I feel at the worldwide conspiracy to adjudge Israel guilty for defending itself from exactly the same hatred, from exactly the same quarters (plus the American hard left), that sought to exterminate Jews in the war even liberal Americans continue to insist they were proud to fight.

There's also, for me, a blending of the personal and national this year for multiple reasons, including this. And I was moved by Brizoni's 'moremoir,' in which he describes a kind of coming of age, which caused me to remember my own, a precipitating event analogous to his viewing of We Were Soldiers.

I've written before about my personal touchstones to World War II (my dad) and the Holocaust (my friend Julian). I grew up in the culture of World War II -- big band music, stoic (childhood and) manhood, pride in national icons like the S.S. United States, etc. But it wasn't till I got to college that I had the moment Brizoni describes in his Memorial Day post. My freshman roommate at Harvard (well, pan-college roommate) was another son of a WWII pilot -- bomber, not fighter -- and he introduced me to a show that was running on a Boston UHF station at the time: Victory at Sea. It was old even then, dating back to the year of my birth, but my roommate, who was several years older, had watched it as a child and was so delighted at its return that the whole world stopped when it was on.

So there we were. In the darkest days of our nation's Vietnam retreat and withdrawal, we watched the actual footage of World War II and the inspiring music that bound it together in one of the most inimical environments then extant for its message of patriotism, courage, and perseverance. He went on to join the Marines immediately after graduation and served as a lieutenant in Okinawa. I went on to read every book I could get my hands on about that war. (Best one: Goodbye Darkness.) I thought about joining up, too, (his example was inspiring and tempting) but Vietnam was done and I was more amped up for war against the radicals who hated America from inside. When we compared notes later, he was disappointed in the post-war military (boring), and I was equally disappointed that I had accomplished nothing in the interim (abject failure). I thought he was going to be president someday. He thought I was going to write the Great American Novel. Something about youth, ideals, and the lessons of real life. We figured in each other's weddings, but all these years later we have lost touch. He's a banker as far as I know, and I'm, well, at fault. I'm the recluse. As the site's resident harpoon would say, I'm just pondering.

Personally, of course, I hope that what I do here is more than pondering. No matter what course you choose, as long as you give your best, you're bound to have your moments of joy and triumph and defeat and hurt and loss and enlightenment and recompense and atonement and vindication and shattering heartbreak. I've had all of those, in spades. Nobody escapes the great grinding wheel of life. I keep thinking that if I tell you the truth as I see it, you might find it helpful.

The truth, as I see it today, is that the best thing you can do today -- and maybe for the rest of this week, till D-Day -- is catch up on Victory at Sea. And accomplish the time machine feat of watching it in the context of this, this, this, this, this, and this.



Feats of imagination are now the province of interconnecting Internet minds. Don't ever forget it.





InstapunkJews

Why Do People Hate the Jews?

Dirty little rats...

REAL FRIENDSHIP. I asked my closest Jewish friend to share the experience of anti-semitism. He usually blows it off. No big deal. But I said, "No. Really." He said, "Forget it." I said, "No, really." He said, "Fuck you." And I said, "Please." Here's what he gave me:

It has been said that the history of Jewish holidays can be summed up this way: "They wanted to kill us; we won. Let's eat." Why has anti-Semitism been so pervasive in so many countries, in so many time periods and for so many reasons? (One begins to wonder. Perhaps there is something wrong with the Jews and Judaism? After all, there is an old Yiddish saying -- "If one person calls you a donkey, ignore him; if two people call you a donkey, buy a saddle.")

Between the years 250 BC and 1948 AD - a period of 1,700 years - Jews experienced more than eighty expulsions from various countries in Europe - -an average of nearly one expulsion every 21 years. Jews were thrown out of England, France, Austria, Germany, Lithuania, Spain, Portugal, Bohemia, Moravia and 71 other countries. Historians have classified six explanations as to why people hate the Jews:

Economic -- "We hate Jews because they possess too much wealth and power."

Chosen People -- "We hate Jews because they arrogantly claim that they are the chosen people."

Scapegoat -- "Jews are a convenient group to single out and blame for our troubles."

Deicide -- "We hate Jews because they killed Jesus."

Outsiders, -- "We hate Jews because they are different than us." (The dislike of the unlike.)

Racial Theory -- "We hate Jews because they are an inferior race."

As we examine the explanations, we must ask -- Are they the causes for anti-Semitism or excuses for Anti-Semitism? The difference? If one takes away the cause, then anti-Semitism should no longer exist. If one can show a contradiction to the explanation, it demonstrates that the "cause" is not a reason, it is just an excuse. Let's look at some contradictions:Economic -- The Jews of 17th- 20th century Poland and Russia were dirt poor, had no influence and yet they were hated.

Chosen People -- a) In the late 19th century, the Jews of Germany denied "Chosenness." And then they worked on assimilation. Yet, the holocaust started there. b) Christians and Moslems profess to being the "Chosen people," yet, the world and the anti-Semites tolerate them.

Scapegoat -- Any group must already be hated to be an effective scapegoat. The Scapegoat Theory does not then cause anti-Semitism. Rather, anti-Semitism is what makes the Jews a convenient scapegoat target. Hitler's ranting and ravings would not be taken seriously if he said, "It's the bicycle riders and the midgets who are destroying our society."

Deicide -- a) the Christian Bible says the Romans killed Jesus, though Jews are mentioned as accomplices (claims that Jews killed Jesus came several hundred years later). How come the accomplices are persecuted and there isn't an anti-Roman movement through history? b) Jesus himself said, "Forgive them [i.e., the Jews], for they know not what they do." The Second Vatican Council in 1963 officially exonerated the Jews as the killers of Jesus. Neither statement of Christian belief lessened anti-Semitism.

Outsiders -- With the Enlightenment in the late 18th century, many Jews rushed to assimilate. Anti-Semitism should have stopped. Instead, for example, with the Nazis came the cry, in essence: "We hate you, not because you're different, but because you're trying to become like us! We cannot allow you to infect the Aryan race with your inferior genes."

Racial Theory -- The overriding problem with this theory is that it is self-contradictory: Jews are not a race. Anyone can become a Jew -- and members of every race, creed and color in the world have done so at one time or another.

Every other hated group is hated for a relatively defined reason. We Jews, however, are hated in paradoxes: Jews are hated for being a lazy and inferior race -- but also for dominating the economy and taking over the world. We are hated for stubbornly maintaining our separateness -- and, when we do assimilate -- for posing a threat to racial purity through intermarriages. We are seen as pacifists and as warmongers; as capitalist exploiters and as revolutionary communists; possessed of a Chosen-People mentality, as well as of an inferiority complex. It seems we just can't win. Now we know what are NOT the reasons for anti-Semitism.

Now it's my turn. Jews aren't loyal to their host nations, except when they consistently are. They're smarter in class. They go to law school and medical school, and they still buy Mercedes Benzes.

[INTERRUPT]

My problem with them. And my friend's, too, if he'd admit it. Which he does when I ask in a humble voice. He's mad, too. He doesn't think Jews should own Mercedes Benzes. He hates the German motherfuckers who build them. Like I do. Yes, he'll drive one to impress a client in a business deal, but at heart he feels like a man reciting Yeats to an Ulsterman.

But he's not comfortable with my idea, either: The Jewish-Celtic Kill the Arabs League. Dot com. I can't convince him it make sense. Irish and Scots have nearly as much tribal history as the Jews do. And we've killed nearly a hundred times as many people in our experience. In fact, there's nothing we like more than killing people, notably English, Nordic, and German people.

Sigh. Jews continue to be reasonable. Why the world keeps taking advantage of them. As a Scot, and an American, I can't begin to understand it. When I'm pissed off, I go for the throat, invariably, unhesitatingiy, and always effectively. Ask Brizoni.

Here's what I know. If you or your opinions cause the Jews in Israel to die, I promise I'll kill you. Even if you're a Jew. Don't forget it. Not because I'm a Jew. Because I'm a bloody fucking asshole take-no-prisoners Scot.

Now my Jewish friend can take credit for what I said. We have a deal. He makes the profit and I take my cut. Jews are smart. Scots are relentless.

Relentless. Remember that. As opposed to him. Who is, uh, final.

I'd never say a good word about him. Or he me. Tribes. The only thing we have in common other than friendship. They dance around with shawls while pretending to give us a hard time about skirts.

And if you or anyone else comes for the Jews on behalf of the Palestinians, I promise I'll kill you all to the last man, woman, and child.




Monday, May 31, 2010


I Know, But Relax...


...the kid's not throwing rocks today. He just can't resist poking at the WASP's nest.

FOR MEMORIAL DAY. An exerpt from The Passion of Ayn Rand:

There was much more yet to be endured. But before her mental and physical resources faced their most severe test, one small bright flicker of light entered her life, in the form of an invitation to address the graduating class of the United States Military Academy at West Point. She had always admired the Point, and now, intrigued by the prospect of seeing it and addressing the class, she accepted the invitation. "It was a wonderful, exciting occasion," a friend who went with Ayn would report. "She was taken on a tour of the Academy, a special banquet was given for her, and wherever she went she was surrounded by generals and colonels and professors and cadets asking her philosophical questions and hanging on every word she said. Ayn really enjoyed it."

The speech Ayn gave at West Point in March of 1974, entitled "Philosophy: Who Needs It"-- later published posthumously as the title essay in a collection of her articles-- was a fascinating discussion of the practical importance of abstract philosophical concepts.

"As a human being, you have no choice about the fact that you need a philosophy," she told the rows of gray-uniformed cadets and West Point officials and professors who overflowed the auditorium. "Your only choice is whether you define your philosophy by a conscious, rational disciplined process of thought and scrupulously logical deliberation-- or let your subconscious accumulate a junk heap of unwarranted conclusions, false generalizations, undefined contradictions, undigested slogans, unidentified wishes, doubts, and fears, thrown together by chance, but integrated by your subconscious into a kind of mongrel philosophy and fused into a single, solid weight: self-doubt, like a ball and chain in the place where your mind's wings should have grown."

Her speech concluded: "West Point has given America a long line of heroes, known and unknown. You, this year's graduates, have a glorious tradition to carry on-- which I admire profoundly, not because it is a tradition, but because it is glorious.

"Since I came from a country guilty of the worst tyranny on earth, I am particularly able to appreciate the meaning, the greatness, and the supreme value of that which you are defending. So, in my own name and in the name of many people who think as I do, I want to say, to all the men of West Point, past, present, and future: Thank you."

Ayn raised her hand in a military salute. The audience lept to its feet as one man, cheering and applauding.

Amen.

You can read the full text of "Philosophy: Who Needs It" here. And this page features the original recording of the speech, as well as the Q&A that followed.

But put those links aside until tomorrow. You've got more important things to think about today.





Moremorial Day



ANOTHER SALUTE. It's embarassing to admit, but my first meaningful Memorial Day was only three years ago. I was working my way through InstaPunk's helpful (though so buried on the website as to constitute secret) list of Movies That Help in Understanding The Boomer Bible. Somehow, We Were Soldiers found its way into that queue (must have been an InstaPunk post-- but this was a couple years before America in 25 Movies).

Capsule review: This is the one movie that treats the men and women (I'll explain) involved in the Vietnam conflict as something other than soulless, loathsome pawns of a runaway military-industrial complex. Naturally, New Yorker reviewer David Denby called it a "bloody piece of hero worship." And he went on.

Recapitulating the many pictures made in the forties and fifties which portrayed the Americans as good and simple people fighting for a just cause, Wallace and Gibson have taken Vietnam out of history-essentially, they have assimilated it into the Second World War.

Note how portraying "Americans as good and simple people" constitutes "taking Vietnam out of history." We can see WWII vets as human. We can imagine them having lives and feelings. We can sympathize freely with a sailor in the '40s pining for his best gal, and not ascribe to him any secretly held dark desires to sodomize an entire island of yellow subhumans and loot their teeth.

We don't do this for soldiers in any war after Korea. Anyone in the service from Tonkin onward is probably some backwoods jingoist too insensitive and too uneducated to realize that killing is wrong-- or at best a hapless Kafkaesque loser too paralyzed by the unconscionable chaos of it all to do anything about it. Either inhuman caricatures or incurably passive cravens devoid of any positive human traits-- bravery, resourcefulness, strength of character, or even compassion (think about how he sees all those backwoods jingoists surrounding him). We don't think of them as having thoughts or any kind of inner life outside "The horror...!" We don't think of them as having people in their lives that they care about. We don't think of them being loved, or being worthy of love.

We Were Soldiers was the first to shake that out of me.. For the first time in my arrested development, I didn't see only grotesque actors in the monstrous play of history. I saw Americans. With homes, and families, and hopes, and honor, and decency, and the stoutheartedness (am I allowed to use that word anymore without everyone laughing?) to lose everything they love to defend it. I saw human beings. And, for the first time, I got an idea of the human sacrifice it takes to keep alive the freedom to be human.

Thanks, men and women in uniform. And thanks, boys and girls who love them.




Saturday, May 29, 2010


Memorial Day






Friday, May 28, 2010


Sharia and the City

Samantha Satan

REMINDER. I'm going to depart from male custom here by not slamming or patronizing the old HBO series Sex and the City. Mrs. CP liked it and she has nearly as strong an aversion to chick-flicks as I do. She actually shudders when the subject of Terms of Endearment comes up, and two of her favorite movies from the last few years are Taken and Die Hard 4. I knew this about her entertainment tastes a long time ago, so when she said she thought Sex and the City was funny, I watched it with her on HBO. It was funny. And I think men who go out of their way to dismiss it are either protesting too much or not very interested in women.

For example, I could see at least three estimable antecedents for the show. There's the Clare Booth Luce play, and later movie, called The Women, which is a fascinating and witty peek behind the curtain into the way women speak and act to each other when men are not around. Most wonderfully, The Women had a sense of humor about itself, peculiarly female and therefore engrossing.

I also flashed immediately on a movie called Woman's World, which I saw as a kid and thought the epitome of fifties industrial glamour -- as opposed to Hollywood glamour. A baron of the automotive industry is seeking to fill the most powerful position in his company, and so he invites the three most qualified candidates and their wives to a weekend in New York. Penthouses, black tie dinners, private interactions and conflicts, and dinner conversations. The plot key is that the iconic mogul played by Clifton Webb is going to make his hiring decision on the basis of the wives, not the husbands. It's not a comedy; it's rather a clever drama, exploring all the way back in 1954 the secret truth that women are just as crucial to every man's success story as his own talents are. The husbands were played by Van Heflin, Fred MacMurray, and Cornel Wilde. The wives were Lauren Bacall, June Allyson, and Arlene Dahl. Sex played a part, too, in the understated but recognizable fashion of the times.

There was a third unmistakeable antecedent for Sex and the City, a British show called Absolutely Fabulous, which you either know about and are a huge fan of, or you don't and are missing one of the last great comedic masterpieces of the dead Brit empire. The show was about a middle-aged hippie (Jennifer Saunders) now in London's trendy set, her dowdy 'green' daughter, her sociopathic ex-model, ex-Stones-groupie friend (Joanna Lumley), and their confused adventures with champagne, marijuana, sex, and fashionable fads in fin de siecle Britain. Sex and the City struck me as the closest an American TV series could come to the irreverent, mordant humor of Ab-Fab, lesser but worthy and original in its own way.

Satire, glamour, and a peek behind the curtain. Not a bad combination. The first Sex and the City movie scored a 49 percent rating on the Rotten Tomatoes scale. The new movie is presently at 14 percent. What's so bad about it? Here's a hint from Newsbusters:

Media Defend Islam from 'Sex and the City' Jibes

By Nathan Burchfiel

There are some review snippets that likely won’t end up as movie poster taglines:

“an affront to Muslims” – USA Today

“breathtaking cultural insensitivity” – Washington Post

“cinematic Viagra for Western cultural imperialists”- Salon.com

Of all the criticisms that could likely be launched against Warner Bros.’ new “Sex and the City 2” movie, the media have latched onto the film’s reported depictions of misogynist policies in Muslim nations.

It was USA Today that called the movie “an affront to Muslims.” Reviewer Claudia Puig wrote that director Michael Patrick King “is out of his league attempting to comment on the inequitable treatment of Muslim women. He ends up mocking religious beliefs and making Carrie and her friends appear insensitive.”

Many reviews are quick to defend Muslim culture, or at least Abu Dhabi, which does seem a less-than-compelling example of a society out-of-touch with modern notions of gender equality. (Some reviews do take on the other questionable material including the sleaze and rampant materialism, but the media loved the first big-screen adaptation of the HBO series.)

The criticisms of “Sex and the City 2” as “blatantly anti-Muslim,” as The Hollywood Reporter described it, may be perfectly valid. But where were these defenders of the faith when moviemakers attacked other religions?

At the risk of appearing to compare “Sex and the City 2” with a comedic masterpiece, take the 2004 DVD release of Monty Python’s 1979 “Life of Brian,” a vicious satire of the Gospel stories.

The Washington Post found it “hard to believe that it was such a controversial film when it first came out.” Reviewer Ann Hornaday, the same person who accused “Sex and the City 2” of “cultural insensitivity” couldn’t understand how Christians would find it offensive to feature a Christ-figure, joined by a chorus of the crucified, singing, “Always look on the bright side of life.”

Or how about “Saved!,” a less-beloved anti-Christian movie released in 2004? The film, which depicts the lives of several Christian-school students as they deal – poorly – with an unplanned pregnancy, was far from offensive to Salon.com. The review complained that it was “conspicuously lacking both guts and well-sharpened teeth.”

The media double standard for entertainment is clear. Satirize – or just flat-out attack – Christianity and receive a resounding “encore!” or, at worst, a “try harder next time. Depict Muslim culture in a negative light in a film ostensibly about feminism and female empowerment, and prepare for two big thumbs down.

It’s a good thing “Sex and the City 2” director King didn’t try to depict Muhammad.

What is it that's so offensive? Big Hollywood's John Nolte tries to explain as he defends the director and the movie from a tidal wave of detractors:

Some of the criticism is fair. Some of it is not. But we begin with a sentence I never thought I’d write:  “Sex and the City 2” is a subversively patriotic, anti-Islamist fairy tale that ultimately comes down on the side of traditional values, and its creator, Michael Patrick King, has more guts than most everyone working at his level in the film industry today.

***ED. NOTE:  OBLIGATORY MALE DISMISSAL AHEAD***

Samantha (Kim Cattrall) has always been my least favorite SATC character. She’s obsessed with sexuality, specifically her own, and the only thing more tedious than exploring human sexuality are those obsessed with doing so. This boorish preoccupation with all things getting laid is really nothing more than self-indulgence, but with an ick factor. [PLEASE.]

Today, however, the proudly promiscuous Samantha is my new hero. And so is director King.

One of the film’s better plotlines (there are four and only two really work) involves the brazenly sexual Samantha having to deal with a cultural environment that frowns upon and feels threatened by a woman unafraid to admit she enjoys sex and eager to troll for it by showing off her admirably toned figure. In cowardly hands, the fish-out-of-water tension necessary to pay this idea off would’ve been set in some beautiful southern city like Savannah, where the old trope of stuffy fundamentalist Christians would’ve been trotted out without so much as an eyebrow arch of outrage from the progressive press. King not only avoids this tired, unfair cliché, he goes so far as to take his fashionable foursome to the Middle East where he intends to make an effectively damning statement about the oppression of women at the hands of Islamic Nazis.

Samantha has spent the better part of her working vacation in Abu Dhabi being told by her PC friends, especially the uptight Miranda (Cynthia Nixon), to cover up her body – even by the pool – and to behave appropriately so as not to offend a culture that keeps their women firmly in place under heavy black burqas. Eventually her lusty needs get the best of her and she’s arrested for openly kissing a man on the beach. Upon release, her male Arab hosts add insult to humiliation by pulling the hospitality rug out from under her. This results in a mad dash to find a lost passport. But Samantha, who’s dressed reasonably by Western standards in a modest pair of shorts, halter top and blouse, is too uncomfortable to cover herself due to hot flashes (long story) and is soon surrounded by a menacing, hostile crowd of at least fifty outraged men.

This moment isn’t played for comedy. Violence is in the air and when Samantha’s purse spills and condom packages splay everywhere, something’s got to give, and God bless her, it’s Samantha who gives it. In a rousing and hilarious act of truly courageous, feminist defiance, with one hand Samantha waves her condoms like the flag of liberty and with the other lifts the “Fuck you” finger high in the air and lets that putrid gang of Islamist thugs have it:

“That’s right, I enjoy sex! Fuck you, I like it!”

A little later, back in America and with red, white and blue fireworks exploding overhead, Samantha’s back getting her brains screwed out on the hood of a jeep as Carrie’s (Sarah Jessica Parker) voice-over mentions with no small amount of appreciation, “the land of the free.”

I'm not saying you should go see the movie. It sounds overlong to me and maybe one too many trips to the well. But I am saying that there's something here worth paying attention to. We've endured and survived the big-time Islamic terror offensive. So far so good. Yet I'm beginning to sense that we're at the beginning of the second wave, a big-time Sharia offensive. Suddenly, we're seeing a flood of stories indicating some altogether new hyper-vigilance about muslim sensitivities. The censored South Park episode. The embarrassingly apologetic non-event that was Draw Mohammed Day. Attorney General Eric Holder's painful congressional testimony in which he nearly had a stroke trying to evade the concession that Islamic fascism is a contributor to Islamic terrorism. Liberal support for the outrageous plan to build a huge mosque opposite Ground Zero and open it on September 11, 2011. And now the universal trashing of a movie because it dares to point out that Islam oppresses women???!!! What happened to feminism? Wasn't Sex and the City popular in the first place because it flaunted the fact that women are just as obsessed with sex as men are and that's a good thing?

Here's a litmus test for you. When I first saw the trailers for Sex and the City 2, I instantly thought of an Ab-Fab episode called "Morocco," which features the two jaded stars of the show embarked on a sex-and-drugs vacation in the muslim world. Jokes about burkhas, harems, sex, sex, third world toilets, etc. On the whole, more politically incorrect than anything I'd expect to see in the "offensive" new movie.

Funny thing. Ab-Fab has run on PBS, BBC America, and the hyper-muslim-sensitive Comedy Channel. Will Ab-Fab's "Morocco" now be suddenly and invisibly withdrawn from the marathons of this show that still run periodically on cable and broadcast television? We'll see. If the rules have changed as I think they have, with no official notification to the rest of us about the new regime of 'Sharia Correctness,' you'll never see this episode again.

But you can see it right now. Here's Part 1.



Here's Part 2.



And here's Part 3:


Don't be fooled by the credits. Keep watching to the very end.

Until YouTube wises up and silently kills it. In the meantime, enjoy. It's just plain funny.





Idiot Insiders


UH, DONE. Crap. It doesn't do us any good now. But it's important to remember. Our 'betters' are also human. Peggy Noonan had this to say today.

I don't see how the president's position and popularity can survive the oil spill. This is his third political disaster in his first 18 months in office. And they were all, as they say, unforced errors, meaning they were shaped by the president's political judgment and instincts.

There was the tearing and unnecessary war over his health-care proposal and its cost. There was his day-to-day indifference to the views and hopes of the majority of voters regarding illegal immigration. And now the past almost 40 days of dodging and dithering in the face of an environmental calamity. I don't see how you politically survive this.

The president, in my view, continues to govern in a way that suggests he is chronically detached from the central and immediate concerns of his countrymen. This is a terrible thing to see in a political figure, and a startling thing in one who won so handily and shrewdly in 2008. But he has not, almost from the day he was inaugurated, been in sync with the center. The heart of the country is thinking each day about A, B and C, and he is thinking about X, Y and Z. They're in one reality, he's in another.

I don't relish the implied recantation that's underway here. What bothers me is the temerity of the post in the first place. As if we should listen to her now, all these months and years later, when she was obviously such a smitten airhead to begin with.

Shouldn't people like Peggy Noonan simply resign their media posts? They were guilty of a colossal error of character judgment that helped decide a critical presidential election. When hundreds of others were screaming at her that she was wrong, wrong, wrong about her assessment of a lightly credentialed junior senator from, uh, nowhere, she insisted she knew better.

But that's not how the mainstream media works. She's allowed to "discover" her error and keep right on writing as if she has some wisdom to share with us. Worse, she's willing to do it.

She doesn't have any such wisdom or right to keep writing. Here's the list of InstaPunk posts about Peggy Noonan and her frankly dumbshit observations about Barack Obama. The first was insightful, but then her hormones kicked in. Infatuation is no kind of basis for political commentary. She can never be trusted again.


She was right and then she was wrong, wrong, laughably wrong. So why is she still paid to write about politics? How dumb do they think we are? How gullible?

I don't know about you, but I'm offended. Even to see her name on a byline anymore makes me want to throw up.

But here's the best thing about the Internet. History. It's all captured, recorded. Permanently. Newspaper wags used to live in a constant present. Once the paper became fishwrap, accountability vanished into the trashcan with the bones and stinking, bug-eyed, severed heads. No longer the case. The Chris Matthews's leg tingle is eternal, which is why he can't pretend to be Edward R. Murrow when he finally gets an elementary point he should never have missed. Or any of them. Obama is not qualified to be President of the United States. When the pompous know-it-alls tumble to that simple fact now, we're supposed to be impressed, interested, cock our heads in an attitude of respectful attention? No. We should be tapping our fingers waiting for a letter of resignation from the fools who deluded themselves and did their best to convince us of their fantasies.

Which we are. Tapping our fingers. Impatiently.

One more thing the MSM doesn't get. One more reason why the rules have changed forever. One more proof that the page is turning and won't ever turn back.

What blogs have that dead-tree versions of newspapers don't:  immediately accessible archives. Go ahead. Check me out as a pundit. Sure, I've been wrong a few times. But only a few. And never for long. Mostly I've been right. Which is why I've never deleted a post in seven-plus years (or a dozen depending on how you count) of blogging.

Peggy. Go away. You're obsolete. Hasta la vista, baby.




Thursday, May 27, 2010


Enhanced Administration Techniques

Bootboarding

BUSY BUSY BUSY. Thank God we have a president who knows when to put his foot down. It's all BP's fault, all BP's responsibility, and all BP's problem. Except for the taking credit part. Which the president is happy to do if the "damn hole" in the Gulf has finally been plugged. But who's going to plug the damn hole in the president's head?

Just asking.

Should I analyze more, explain more, comment more, draw inferences and conclusions? uh, no. It's all exactly what it looks like: Idiots in Charge all round.

P.S. I realize some of you don't take the initial links on IP posts. This time, I'm thinking I'd better show you what's behind the "Busy Busy Busy." Here it is:

This morning, President Obama will meet with the NCAA men’s basketball champion Duke Blue Devils at the White House to honor their 2009-2010 championship season in the Rose Garden.

Keeping up the sports theme, the president and the vice president will take a photo with the U.S. World Cup soccer team and former President Bill Clinton, who is chairing the 2018 World Cup bid, on the North Portico. The White House has previously announced that Vice President Biden and Jill Biden will attend the World Cup in South Africa next month.

Afterward, the president will a private have lunch with President Clinton in the Private Dining Room.

In the afternoon, the President will deliver remarks on the BP oil spill and the conclusions of his ordered 30-day safety review and hold a press conference in the East Room.

The president will announce standards to strengthen oversight of the industry and enhance safety, a first step in a process that the independent Presidential Commission will continue, a White House official says.

In the meantime, the moratorium on permits to drill new deepwater wells will continue for a period of six months. In addition, the planned exploration off the coast of Alaska in the Chukchi and Beaufort seas will be delayed pending the Comissions review and the August lease sale in the Western Gulf will be cancelled. The lease sale off the coast of Virginia will also be cancelled due to environmental concerns and concerns raised by the Defense Department.

After taking questions from press, the President will then receive a briefing in the Situation Room on the 2010 hurricane season forecast and an overview of the federal government’s national hurricane preparedness. The briefing will be led by DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano, FEMA Administrator Craig Fugate and NOAA Administrator Dr. Jane Lubchenco, as well as five FEMA Regional Administrators.

In the afternoon, Mr. Obama will hold a bilateral meeting with President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf of Liberia in the Oval Office.

Later in the afternoon, the President, the Vice President and First Lady Michelle Obama will host a reception in honor of Jewish American Heritage Month in the East Room.

Afterward, in the evening, the First Family will travel to Chicago, Illinois for a four-day Memorial Day weekend vacation. The Obamas have not been back to their hometown all together as a family for more than a year.

Awwww. Let's hope they have enough quiet time to enjoy all their old friends in Chicago and that there's enough machine oil to power the barbecue. If there isn't, they could probably have some flown up from Louisiana.





Occupied Nation

WHO WAS E. B.? A commenter on a recent post -- one Eric Blair, presumptuously enough -- suggested this site was using the word 'war' without fully understanding the meaning of the word. Well, we do understand the meaning of the word and we are using it with deliberate gravity. Here's an excerpt from the post he entirely failed to understand:

This is not a game. It's not a college debate. It's not an Olympic fencing match. It's a war. What are the sides?

The answer to that is daunting if not downright terrifying. It's us -- the common sense American conservatives -- against an Islamic fascism that can't be named, a European cultural and moral exhaustion that can't be forestalled, a burgeoning population of tin-pot, appeasement-emboldened dictators around the world, a secular know-it-all nihilism that can't be out-shouted, an increasingly supine population of government dependents and self-styled victims in the industrial world, and a traitorous, self-hating elite in our own country that has somehow appropriated the media, the academy, science, the public school system, the entire federal and state bureaucracy, and even a significant mindshare of organized Christian churches into a cult of anti-American sedition.

I'd have thought that was a clear statement of casus belli. Apparently not. So now I'm moved to provide an example that even a dead twentieth century Brit might appreciate. The smart ones are contemptuous of resistance to a plan to build a mosque next to Ground Zero and hold the opening festivities on Seprember 11, 2011. Any reason to be disgruntled about that? No:

Ground zero mosque touches off right-wing panic

By Gabriel Winant

AP: Traffic passes a building in lower Manhattan that once housed a Burlington Coat Factory store. A 13-story mosque and Islamic cultural center is planned to replace the building that was damaged by airplane debris on Sept. 11, 2001

The way Sarah Palin and the Tea Party populists bash East Coast big city elites, you'd think they might care a little bit less about neighborhood development in lower Manhattan. Maybe I'm old-fashioned that way, but that kind of thing just seems more like an issue for the neighborhood association than for Fox News.

Of course, I'm kidding around. What they care about is treating the place where New Yorkers live, work and worship as a battlefield against a massive, faceless enemy. That enemy, of course, is Islam, writ large.

What's happening: The community board in lower Manhattan has endorsed, by a 29-to-1 vote, a plan to build a mosque and Islamic cultural center about two blocks from the former site of the World Trade Center. Predictably, outrage has erupted. If you type "mosque" into Google, the first suggestion is "mosque at ground zero," which gives a sense of how quickly this has moved into the popular consciousness.

The imam in charge, Feisal Abdul Rauf, is consciously moderate, and has described combating radicalism as his personal mission. Nor is he jumping on the chance to get in the neighborhood to make some point: The mosque is already just a few blocks away, in Tribeca, but has overgrown its current space. Rauf says that he hopes that having a moderate mosque so near ground zero can send a message of tolerance and peace.

But this is something the right wing just can't pass up. These people, and this neighborhood, can't just be people in a neighborhood. They've been conscripted for a larger war...

Mark Williams, a Tea Party leader and Fox News commentator, wrote on his blog, "The monument would consist of a Mosque for the worship of the terrorists' monkey-god." He added, "In the meantime I have a wonderful idea along the same lines as that mosque at Ground Zero thing… a nice, shiny new U.S. Military Base on the smoldering ruins of Mecca. Works for me!"

At WorldNetDaily, the Birther Web publication popular on the conservative fringe, an article, written in classic WND style, begins by acting like a straight report -- albeit laced with purple prose about "that fateful day when time stood still." Then author Chelsea Schilling moves on to ominously noting that building inspectors had trouble investigating construction complaints -- almost as if somebody was hiding something. She finishes up by quoting a random selection of racist blog commenters: "Muslims are doing this only to see if they get away with it. It's the way Islam spreads in every country these days, like a cancer -- through incremental totalitarianism," writes one. Another writes, "This is not different than allowing the Nazis to establish their headquarters and propaganda office in NYC in 1938. How come people could tell right from wrong then and not now?"

Lest you think it’s just anonymous trolls producing this stuff, though, check out Pamela Geller, the head of the group "Stop Islamization of America," talking to Joy Behar on CNN. According to Geller, instead of a mosque, the site should be host to a monument to the "victims of hundreds of millions of years of jihadi wars, land enslavements, cultural annihilations and mass slaughter."

You’d think someone who runs a group with "Islam" right in its name might know that the religion is about 1,400 years old -- not "hundreds of millions." I know that all that desert stuff seems super-ancient -- "sands of time" and and all that -- but honestly. "Hundreds of millions"? That’s way, way older than homo sapiens as a species. (Maybe that explains Williams' "monkey god" reference?)

Then there's Andy McCarthy, National Review writer and recent author of a book arguing that liberals are consciously conspiring to betray America to the ravenous Muslim horde. McCarthy recently pointed out on Fox News that there are 2,300 mosques in America, but no churches or synagogues in Muslim holy cities Mecca and Medina.

First of all, I think this fairly puts to rest any notion that the more militant strain of anti-Islamist hawkishness is anything other than full-scale, civilizational hatred. After this eruption, it's going to be a stretch to take seriously claims that the interest of the right-wing base in armed conflict in the Middle East is about anything but an active desire for full-on race war. (I've taken some heat in the past for using this term, but I stand by it. The occurrence of the phrase "monkey god," I think, makes my point rather neatly.) Moreover, it's penetrated quite far into the mainstream of the right, with the flowering of a sub-literature that treats migration patterns and labor markets in Europe like they’re the secret plan for the conquest of Christendom.

In recent years, liberals have become fond of pointing out that this kind of belligerent overreaction to the terrorist threat is exactly what makes terrorism effective. It plays into the hands of Osama bin Laden to treat Islam like our foe in a global, apocalyptic struggle. That's exactly how he sees it, and joining him in this fantasy endorses al-Qaida's ideology.

This is a true and important point, pragmatically. But there's something even worse going on here. It's not just that Gellar, McCarthy, Williams and the rest in the War-with-Islam group are inadvertently playing into the hands of Islamic extremists. They are, exactly, their analogue within our own society. The same things that benefit Islamic radicals benefit anti-Islamic militants. Both groups feed off conflict, and prosper when violence erupts. Their only break from accusing Islam of guilt in wars and mass violence seems to come when they call for wars and mass violence against Muslims.

It's notable how McCarthy seems to think that, in pointing out that the United States has many mosques, but the holy cities of Saudi Arabia have no churches, he's making an appropriate comparison. It's almost as if he demands that we behave just like a theocratically tinged authoritarian monarchy. The hatred these people have for the Muslim world conceals a noticeable yearning -- an envy for its ability to carry out the undemocratic, anti-pluralist, and puritanical measures that the United States has long since abandoned. [boldface mine]

Sigh. New York City. You know the horror movie where the girl is repeatedly warned by her terrified boyfriend on the phone to get out of the house but she refuses to listen because she's a girl who never listens? What happens to her? She gets her throat cut. That's New York City. She always knows better, right up to the moment when the bogeyman grabs her from behind.

In truth, it is a horror movie. New York is our national allegory, the population with the biggest bullseye on its back and the biggest case of denial in the history of western civilization. They condescend to everyone, unfailingly, and they make no bones about the fact that they're superior to all the rest of us, the flyover commoners who gawk up when we're in town and don't know where to buy diamonds and fashions at the right price, or worse the right diamonds and fashions at any price.

Maybe we shouldn't care. They are, after all, pricks of the first order. Except that we know what they don't, which is that they are made possible by the rest of us and are, regardless of their arrogant myopia, part of us and freed by the rest of us to hold their idiotic parochial views of what's going on in the world as if they really were a race apart and above. Which they're most definitely not.

They constitute the capital of Occupied America. They're the new and improved Warsaw Ghetto, improved because sublimely unaware of the trains that are waiting to ship them into a hellish past of persecution, rape, torture, and death. They can't see past their camelhair overcoats and glossy intellectualism to the naked blades that await them. Everything they do, say, and believe increases their attractiveness to the killer in the hockey mask who doesn't think but merely stalks and kills. They're a ten million strong version of the promiscuous counselors at Crystal Lake.

Here's what they refuse to perceive in their 29-1 approval of a mosque aimed like a dagger at their heart:

Is Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf — founder of the hugely controversial Ground Zero mosque — lying to the American public and his fellow New Yorkers?

We have uncovered extraordinary contradictions between what he says in English and what he says in Arabic that raise serious questions about his true intentions in the construction of the mosque.

On May 25, 2010, Abdul Rauf wrote an article for the New York Daily News insisting:

My colleagues and I are the anti-terrorists. We are the people who want to embolden the vast majority of Muslims who hate terrorism to stand up to the radical rhetoric. Our purpose is to interweave America’s Muslim population into the mainstream society. [emphasis added]

Oh, really?

Only two months before, on March 24, 2010, Abdul Rauf is quoted in an article in Arabic for the website Rights4All entitled “The Most Prominent Imam in New York: ‘I Do Not Believe in Religious Dialogue.’”

Yes, you read that correctly and, yes, that is an accurate translation of Abdul Rauf. And Right4All is not an obscure blog, but the website of the media department of Cairo University, the leading educational institution of the Arabic-speaking world.

In the article, the imam said the following of the “religious dialogue” and “interweaving into the mainstream society” that he so solemnly seems to advocate in the Daily News and elsewhere:

This phrase is inaccurate. Religious dialogue as customarily understood is a set of events with discussions in large hotels that result in nothing. Religions do not dialogue and dialogue is not present in the attitudes of the followers, regardless of being Muslim or Christian. The image of Muslims in the West is complex which needs to be remedied.

But that was two months ago. More recently — in fact on May 26, one day after his Daily News column –  Abdul Rauf appeared on the popular Islamic website Hadiyul-Islam with even more disturbing opinions. That’s the same website where, ironically enough, a fatwa was simultaneously being issued forbidding a Muslim to sell land to a Christian, because the Christian wanted to build a church on it.

In his interview on Hadiyul-Islam by Sa’da Abdul Maksoud, Abdul Rauf was asked his views on Sharia (Islamic religious law) and the Islamic state. He responded:

Throughout my discussions with contemporary Muslim theologians, it is clear an Islamic state can be established in more than just a single form or mold. It can be established through a kingdom or a democracy. The important issue is to establish the general fundamentals of Sharia that are required to govern. It is known that there are sets of standards that are accepted by [Muslim] scholars to organize the relationships between government and the governed. [emphasis added]

When questioned about this, Abdul Rauf continued: “Current governments are unjust and do not follow Islamic laws.” He added:

New laws were permitted after the death of Muhammad, so long of course that these laws do not contradict the Quran or the Deeds of Muhammad … so they create institutions that assure no conflicts with Sharia. [emphasis in translation]

In yet plainer English, forget the separation of church and state.  Abdul Rauf’s goal is the imposition of Shariah law — in every country, even democratic ones like the U.S.

But these attitudes are nothing new for the (alas, few) people who have been paying attention.  Way back on September 30, 2001, Feisal Abdul Rauf was interviewed on 60 Minutes by host Ed Bradley.  Their verbatim  dialogue from this CBS News transcript concluded:

BRADLEY: Are — are — are you in any way suggesting that we in the United States deserved what happened?

Imam ABDUL RAUF: I wouldn’t say that the United States deserved what happened, but the United States policies were an accessory to the crime that happened.

BRADLEY: OK. You say that we’re an accessory?

Imam ABDUL RAUF: Yes.

BRADLEY: How?

Imam ABDUL RAUF: Because we have been an accessory to a lot of — of innocent lives dying in the world. In fact, it — in the most direct sense, Osama bin Laden is made in the USA.

This is the “anti-terrorist” of the Daily News article?

The Feisal Abdul Rauf who spoke to 60 Minutes in 2001 is the same Abdul Rauf who, in the last couple of months, espoused the spread of Sharia law on Arabic websites and said the opposite in the pages of the Daily News.  He is the man New York City authorities are about to allow to build a mosque on Ground Zero.

Caveat emptor. Meanwhile, perhaps some enterprising reporter should ask Abdul Rauf his opinion of that fatwa forbidding Muslims from selling land to Christians who intend to build a church on it.

Jeez. Here's the thing. I actually do love New York. I've always known that New Yorkers were completely crazy -- I mean, full-grown 40-year-old men who can't drive a car? -- but I don't want them to die. I prefer them to live in the Oz they have created for themselves, even if they don't have the least understanding of the fact that all their financial shenanigans wouldn't mean a thing if there weren't factories and farms and technologies they've had no hand in creating or maintaining. They're like, well, a spoiled daughter, who really thinks the world revolves around her. She's beautiful, she's ours, and who's going to tell her she's more parasite than goddess?



Nobody wants Paris Hilton to be a terrorist victim. Yes, she's a moron, but she looks really fine in her best fashions, doesn't she? Enough, even, that most of us can even overlook it when she forgets her panties getting out of a Rolls Royce.

The problem comes when she forgets her panties with people who want to kill the rest of us. When is it exactly that we decide to stop spoiling her? And shave her head. And turn her out in the public square as a traitor. Thing is, it's not just Paris and the cafe set. It's all the ones we called out before, who also live in and rule New York City. The ones who think they're smart enough, clever enough, and wise enough to live their platinum lives in support or in spite of...

...an Islamic fascism that can't be named, a European cultural and moral exhaustion that can't be forestalled, a burgeoning population of tin-pot, appeasement-emboldened dictators around the world, a secular know-it-all nihilism that can't be out-shouted, an increasingly supine population of government dependents and self-styled victims in the industrial world, and a traitorous, self-hating elite in our own country that has somehow appropriated the media, the academy, science, the public school system, the entire federal and state bureaucracy, and even a significant mindshare of organized Christian churches into a cult of anti-American sedition.

When their skyline looks like this, it won't be just their business any longer. It will be all our business, and we'll all be in deep shit.



What they don't realize is that the bubble they live in is and has has always been at our sufferance, protected by the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines, no matter how superior they feel at the theater. When can we, and should we, lower the boom?

What does it take to make us realize that we are an Occupied Nation stuffed to the gills with collaborators? Would that put you on a war footing?

It has me.




Wednesday, May 26, 2010


Good versus Evil



ECHOES. I don't know anything about Robert E. Howard, and I've lost all my faith in the Brits, but this still sounds like a movie worth seeing, whenever it's released in the U.S.

From a review at Big Hollywood.

This is not the lame rip off that Van Helsing was, this is a faithful adaption of Howard with no tongue-in-cheek, campy scenes. Here’s a hero who’s fighting evil in the name of God, something you don’t see much anymore. And he’s not afraid of taking on whatever comes his way, no matter how terrifying it may be. He’s fierce and unwavering and even demons from hell better think twice about pissing him off. My kind of character.

I saw the film and I can tell you that it’s way better than you’d expect. Excellent music, effects, acting. A top notch supporting cast which includes Max Von Sydow and Pete Postlethwaite, but even better, a great leading man in the title role, James Purefoy. Purefoy rocked Rome as Marc Antony and is perfect here. Purefoy does Howard’s character right.

Yes, it’s got demons, witches, and warlocks in it. It’s full on, unapologetic pulp fantasy and it’s definitely on point. Most fantasy films fail to pull it off because they don’t understand the rules. They either let some actors chew scenery or they throw in attempts at humor that undermine the suspense of disbelief needed to keep you with the story. Writer/director Michael J. Bassett knows how to do fantasy. The film is solidly entertaining from start to finish.

Maybe some of you know more about the author and the book than I do. Feel free to educate me. But I really like the pilgrim hat. And the swords and guns and savage killing.





The Ministry of Truth
in operation


Prep school star. Kewl. Like what's-his-name in baseball.

BLACK HOLE. First, let me be clear what I'm not saying. I'm not saying President Obama isn't a sports fan. He is. But I'm taking exception to this little nugget of propaganda from a venerable sportswriter at the Los Angeles Times who should know better:

The First Fan, with his support of the White Sox and Bulls, shares our passion for sports, unlike any president before him and in ways that only true sports nuts will understand. [italics mine]

Sure he's a Bulls fan, but a White Sox fan? Judge for yourself:

"I'm a South-side kid and I've got to make sure that (White Sox chairman) Jerry Reinsdorf doesn't get too angry with me," Obama said afterward on the air with Nationals broadcasters Bob Carpenter and Rob Dibble.

The president has never held in words of affection for the White Sox. So it seemed natural when Dibble asked Obama to name one of his favorite White Sox players growing up.

"You know, uh, I thought that, uh, you know, the truth is that a lot of the Cubs I liked, too, but I did not become a Sox fan until I moved to Chicago," Obama said. "I was growing up in Hawaii and so I ended up actually being an Oakland A's fan. But when I moved to Chicago, I was living close to what was then Cominskey Park and went to a couple games and just fell in love."

Yes, he said Cominskey Park, similar to the "Cominskey Field" he praised over the summer during an interview with MLB Network's Bob Costas.

During the MLB Network interview, Costas repeated "the Old Comiskey Park" back to him a few moments later. Carpenter and Dibble just let the president go, and he took a mild shot at Cubs fans.

"And the nice thing about the Sox is it's real blue-collar baseball," Obama said. "We always tease about the Cubs, they, you know, they're up at Wrigley sipping wine …"

A few points. The president was never a "South-side kid," as the picture up top should demonstrate. He was a Hawaiian kid. He didn't name a single White Sox player in the interview. And he has repeated a previous interview error that the namesake of the White Sox ballpark was "Cominskey." Hard not to draw the inference that what he likes about the White Sox is chiefly their blue-collar (proletariat) identity versus the white collar (bourgeoisie) identity of the Cubs.

Granted, it's incumbent on presidents to like all sports, which is unfair since hardly anyone ever does, but that's not what I'm concerned with here. I'm concerned about a flat-out lie whose teller confidently expects to be believed because he simply declares it so. That's more than a bit Orwellian. In fact, it's a lot Orwellian, given the particular circumstances of this lie. It's so Orwellian that it's not really about sports but the old Newspeak definitions of "truth" and "non-person."

But I'll start the discussion a little farther afield because it will make the ultimate point easier to understand. There's no doubt that Obama has a strong affiliation with basketball. He likes to play it...



And he likes to talk about it...



And pontificate about it...



Pretty convincing, no? But have you noticed anything in common among these demonstrations of presidential fandom? They're all one-on-one. The president -- in a rigged format -- is more or less showing off. Is that really sport, or fan behavior, or love of the game? I've got two problems with these proofs of Obama's love of sports. First, it all looks like ego. "Hey, not only am I brilliant, I'm also a cool jock." He just talks too much, on the court and off.

Second, in celebrating basketball, he is reinforcing what I personally believe is the single most annihilating lie believed by black people in America -- the notion that being good at basketball is some kind of ticket to economic independence or cultural emancipation in the United States. It isn't. It's the most ignorantly seductive of dead-ends. Rather than posturing about brackets, I'd expect a president who played prep school basketball and went no further to insist that young people should get an education like he got, not harbor infantile delusions about sacrificing everything for one of 500 jobs that seem to parcel out as much prison time as they do millions of dollars. Should a president of the United States endorse Powerball (with a downside of Attica) as an example of the American dream?

But maybe that's just me. Except that our president seems far less comfortable with sports circumstances that involve mere fun or community, national, or expressly patriotic emotions. Take bowling:



As opposed to this:



Oops. Who brought HIM up? Do we even know who HE is anymore? What do they mean 'president'? Who? Him? Huh? Well, the sports department of the Los Angeles Times has no recollection of him. Maybe they remember this instead:



Awww. So it's actually Clinton who's responsible for this slight embarrassment of the all time 'First Fan:'



Always the way, isn't it? In the age of celebrity and blanketing media, the opportunities for stepping on your own dick are legion. We understand. No problem. No harm, no foul.

The only thing we're having a hard time assimilating is who this guy might be. If you have any idea, let us know. Some of the old YouTube relicts would have it that he was a president at some point too. Frankly, we don't remember him. It couldn't possibly be possible that he was both a president and a sports fan -- and athlete -- at a level beyond what the Los Angeles Times has thought fit to acknowledge. Could it?



Whoever he was -- who knows? -- he must have liked baseball. But a president has to like more than one sport, the way, say, Obama likes the White Sox of Cominskey Field. Right, Bill Plaschke?



Hmmm. Somebody emailed us that this mysterious nonperson was named Bush. Doesn't ring a bell, but we did find this strange article on the internet:

...George W. Bush playfully kicked a football and presided over the pre-game coin toss on Saturday as he basked in the pageantry of the annual Army-Navy game, one of the sport's most storied rivalries.

The crowd at Lincoln Financial Field let out hearty cheers of "USA, USA" as Bush made his way to midfield for the ceremonial coin toss, which Army won. At about the 30 yard-line he saw a football on tee from the warm-ups, took a few steps and just gave it a boot, almost 15 yards worth. He later shook hands with the players and game officials.

He told CBS from the sidelines that he appreciated the chance "to come and be with people who will be joining the finest military in the history of the world." Asked what he would miss most about being president, Bush mentioned treasuring his role as commander in chief "of men and women of courage and character and decency."

Both teams heard pep talks from Bush before taking the field. "I wish you all the best today. Play hard, I'm proud of you," he said in the Navy locker room. To the Army squad, he said, "Have fun out there."

It was Bush's third time at the Army-Navy game, considered one of the most intense and passionate yearly rivalries, regardless of the records of the teams. The Army players wore camouflage helmets and pants; the backs of their jerseys had the words "Duty, Honor, Country"... Bush also attended the game in 2004, when he was asked on the field who he thought would win and responded: "The United States of America." His first Army-Navy game as president was in 2001, less than three months after the Sept. 11 attacks.

'First Fan' Barack Obama was busy during last year's Army-Navy game, but Obama is the President of the United States. (If you doubt it, watch the "POTUS" basketball game above. See?) Truth is, we can't find out much about the guy who threw a strike at Yankee Stadium and then kicked a football at the Army-Navy game. Although he seems to be a jogger too.



And his wife insists that he likes watching baseball as much as he enjoys putting on airs in flak jackets about it:



It's a mystery. Seems like we should have heard of this guy, but frankly, we just can't place him. Have you ever had that feeling that there's something at the tip of your tongue, or the back of your mind, that you just can't quite put your finger on?

I mean, do you ever.................................. uh, excuse us. It's time for the two-minute hate. REPUBLICANS SUCK!!! We'll be back at you later. With more about the unrivalled  'First Fan.' Unlike any president we remember before him.

P.S. Struggling with that other phrase about presidential sports fans: "ways that only true sports nuts will understand." uh, I'm a sports nut. Have to admit it means something unique to me when I think of it in a presidential context. Something other than "My analysis of brackets is very intelligent." More along the lines, if I'm being honest, of what it is about sports that binds the nation together and represents some kind of shared belief system. I admit I do think about the Army-Navy game, of contests as preparations for great moral challenges, not dubiously paid for freak shows. And I think, as I always have, of the one position in organized sports I always fantasized about more than any other. Not quarterback. Even on the offense, his first step is almost always a step back. For him, immediate retreat is the fullest expression of doing the job right. Not goalie. Same sense of shield rather than spear.

Pitcher. Even old guys go to sleep with sports fantasies. I am, in my waning moments at night, Sandy Koufax, ultimate predator on the mound. Fastball, curveball, changeup. Unhittable. And pardon me if I think it's the purest presidential metaphor sports has to offer. The pitcher sets the pace of the game. He stands above all on the mound. He hurls each pitch like an idea. which can be ignored, damned, or turned terribly against him. But he is always the hero of the piece -- conquering or tragic. He never wins with a single crushing blow. He wins by remaining on the mound, overcoming his opposition, enduring the innings, surviving the waves of opposition, striking out the most fearsome of his opponents. In all of sports, there is no position more like a priest, more completely alone, simultaneously pro-active and vulnerable and defending against the awfullest thing imaginable with (sometimes superlatively) positive action.

Which is maybe why I respond more strongly than I should (maybe) to the image of a president who took the mound like the western world's closer in its darkest ninth inning ever. And threw a strike that thrilled a nation. Whoever that closer was.

Now that I've made a fool of myself, I'm thinking, "Only true sports nuts will understand."



In my dreams. But you're all too young to understand my dreams.




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