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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Confusion
Rosabud
Rosabud
SHUTEYE NATION. We were doing our best to stay current back in 2000 when we penned this Who's Who entry for America's leading female slob:
Rosabud. Leading
real-sized°
TV talk show host.
Didn't she used to have a sitcom, where she was fat and loud and
obnoxious to everybody? Well, now she does it on her talk show, except
she's only fat and loud and obnoxious to people who are part of the
vast right wing conspiracy°,
because there are so many people out there who need the kind of
political°
education°
you can only get from a turd
in a pantsuit.
But now we're completely flummoxed. All this talk of replacing Rosabud on "The View" with, uh°, Rosabud?
Actually, we know who should get the gig. You see? Perfect. If the U.S. weren't so sexist, that is. He'd have ever so much more gravitas than Rosabud. Gravitas is measured in avoirdupois, isn't it? Cannes you spell avoirdupois?
No? Then you must be as confused as we are.
