Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Crashing the Global Warming Jet Set
MODERATE INSANITY. A contingent of actual scientists disrupted the festivities in Bali by crashing the international Global Warming shindig being hosted there by the U.N. While bouncers fumed and grant-whores huffed in outrage (emitting more tons of dangerous carbon exhaust), a variety of skeptics proved beyond doubt that the vaunted 'consensus' on Global Warming does not exist because skeptical scientists do exist.
Skeptical Scientists Urge World To ‘Have the
Courage to Do Nothing' At UN Conference
BALI, Indonesia - An international team of scientists skeptical of man-made climate fears promoted by the UN and former Vice President Al Gore, descended on Bali this week to urge the world to "have the courage to do nothing" in response to UN demands.
Lord Christopher Monckton, a UK climate researcher, had a blunt message for UN climate conference participants on Monday.
"Climate change is a non problem. The right answer to a non problem is to have the courage to do nothing," Monckton told participants.
"The UN conference is a complete waste of our time and your money and we should no longer pay the slightest attention to the IPCC (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change,)" Monckton added. (LINK)
Monckton also noted that the UN has not been overly welcoming to the group of skeptical scientists.
"UN organizers refused my credentials and appeared desperate that I should not come to this conference. They have also made several attempts to interfere with our public meetings," Monckton explained.
"It is a circus here," agreed Australian scientist Dr. David Evans. Evans is making scientific presentations to delegates and journalists at the conference revealing the latest peer-reviewed studies that refute the UN's climate claims.
"This is the most lavish conference I have ever been to, but I am only a scientist and I actually only go to the science conferences," Evans said, noting the luxury of the tropical resort.
But nobody was listening. Most of the attendees were relaxing by the pool...
Or grabbing a quick bite to eat at the snack bar...
Or a cooling beverage in the faculty lounge...
Unless they were otherwise engaged...
In their hotel rooms...
Working up an appetite for the pig roast keynote address later on.
Keynote Speaker Albert Gore, Nobel Porker Prize Winner
Saving the world is a tough job. But somebody's got to do it. Thank God for the U.N. And us*.
*More Global Warming fun here...
Plus a splash of Polynesian paradise.
UPDATE. Something reassuring. Why the Global Warming alarmists aren't really going to be able to ram their Luddite agenda down the world's throat and put a halt to progress. Because progress is just so damn cool.
Consider it the stealth fighter against environmental wacko-ism.
Feel better? Yeah, so do we.