Wednesday, December 31, 2008
The Top Ten Most of 2008ALWAYS AHEAD OF THE CURVE. Yes, it's our first annual Top Ten list. Everybody else is doing it. We've been named to at least two of them. So now it's our turn. Herewith, without further ado or explanation, OUR list.
10. Plaxico Burress.
What kind of a name is Plaxico anyway? We'd want to shoot ourself.
9. Aice of Sppades.
He just rule, doesn't that?
8. The Reverend Wright.
He'd be more higher on the Most, but who remembers anything about him anymore?
7. Hugh Hewitt.
How about that Mitt Romney? He's a winner for sure. But buy Hugh's book quick, before it becomes the Most remaindered.
6. Bill Quick of DailyPundit.
Speaking of 'quick:' Mark his words. He's going to save the country. How Most can you get?
5. Bill Ayers.
If the Most can ever be the Least, then the press must be involved. Even so, you've got to admit he put in the hours.
4. John McCain.
And speaking of the Least for just another second.... although this one should probably be Sarah Palin instead. Like the campaign, but, uh, I guess that would be a different list altogether.
3. Bill Clinton.
That's right, not a typo. Bill, not Hillary. It was never really about anything but him, was it? Proving that if you're the Most oncet, you can be the Most twicet. Like Pascal said. Or somebody.
2. Barack and Michelle Obama.
The Most by any definition. Except for...
1. The Mainstream Media.
Think about it. How many adjectives could you apply to them preceded by the word "Most"? Practically half the goddamn thesaurus of pejoratives.
We're sorry to disappoint everyone who put the wrong people on their Top Ten lists, and that goes more and maybe even most to the lefty bloggers who thought they were the definitive judges of 2008. Unfortunately, they were only the biggest suckers -- for an act even they'll be tired of before we have to work our fingers to the bone compiling this list again.
Feel free to comment, disagree, or come up with your own pointless superlatives. Just remember that NOBODY CARES about end of year top ten lists. AT ALL.
Happy New Year, everybody. Heartfelt. (Especially to Iowahawk, our nominee for Blogger of the Year.)
Now we have to go soak our damn fingers and get ready for the typing to come.