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SHAMMADAMMA. President Nobama is the most admired man in America. Nobody wants to upset his little self, perhaps in fear that his wife will flay them alive and eat their still quivering flesh. So the National Review is making nice, and Fox News is making nice, and all the righty blogs are lost in a wilderness of doubt about what it might or could (or should) mean to be a Republican in the New Age of the New New Deal.

But our crew is not making nice. They want you to have a happy new year, but they don't think you will. If you choose to disagree, go for it. Really. GO FOR IT. Just one word of warning: Most of them you don't want to mess with. Collectively, they're known as the new Shuteye Train, the re-awakened dead ones with an ax to grind. And if you cross scrivers with them, they'll flat-out kill you. Metaphorically speaking -- for all you politically correct pussies.

Actually, it's not a warning. It's a promise. Here's the real deal, O You Lefty Bloggers. We're smarter than you are. We know more. We're older. We're braver. We're more ruthless and more scrupulous. We're armored in faith. We're what Ace would like to be and never can be: The Knights Templar of the Right. And we're immortal. As in "we can never die" immortal. When one of us falls, two more rise to take his place. Brizoni. Lake. Penny. Alfa, Chain Gang. Even the unlikeliest punk of all, Susie. If and when your signatory ever goes down, she will devour every one.

E - v - e - r - y   O - n - e.


Shammadamma.