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Friday, November 20, 2009
The NFL is All
Fake.
Trust
a woman to know what to do. Occam's Razor applied to hair.
DIDN'T
USED TO BE. Something for you to think about over the weekend.
Unrelated to
healthcare and various foreign humiliations arranged for us by our
president. The video above popped into public view a week or so ago
with predictable results: "What a bitch!" implied ESPN and all the 24/7
news organizations. It made a different impression on me. She was doing
exactly what I would have done if I were playing football with today's
crop of prettyboy longhairs. Have you seen this ad?This is the guy who's supposed to be the toughest Steeler since Jack Lambert?
Right. Ask yourself: what would Jack Lambert have done to these current NFL 'tough guys' on the field of play?
He'd have done what U. of New Mexico chick did. Slam them to the turf by their, uh, hair.
And it hasn't occurred to any of the other so-called NFL tough guys to do the same thing? Give me a break. Just look at these Rapunzels ESPN promotes as if they were Hall of Famers.
Okay, So maybe I'm projecting some hostility from other causes onto the NFL. But if you dare to make the accusation, I'll slam your longhaired ass to the ground before you can say 'Ray Nitschke.' That's a promise.
P.S. btw, did anybody see last night's Pastel Bowl on the NFL Network?
A symphony of feminine color sense. Lovely.
