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Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Who says they ain't no
miracles?
Obamessiah
Toast.
MIRACLES DO HAPPEN. Okay. So we heard about it from Brizoni. Who has always had a thing about eBay. But he sort of swore to me that he had nothing (much) to do with this particular miracle. He sounded kind of sincere. Honestly.
I think weyou should all bid on this sacred object to help the victims in Haiti. That's why Brizoni emerged from his cocoon and contacted me. A sacrifice on his part. Can weyou do less? Sure. But it would be wrong.
Send your donations here. Not to that damn text-message scam. Seriously.
P.S. uh, Brizoni? Planning on getting off your lazy ass anytime in the new year? To WRITE something?
Thought not.
Forgive me for mentioning it. I just thought, while we're on the subject of miracles, maybe... oh, forget it.
