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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Puck Punk
Returns...?
The
Hockey: now more than ever.
HOCKEY --WHICH IS STILL THE MOST EXCELLENT WAY... Wow, what happen to this place? I go away for a little while to play with the anyshell, then I come back and find many angry people. Well okay, maybe that not so different, but I do not expect to see a big fight between Birzone and the InstaPunk about some Russian lady who look like maybe she scare children for amuse.
I see there so many anger here. But it not time for angry. It time for action. Time for excitement. Time for the hockey. That why I come back now, at these time. That and because I see this post at that Metalkort place nobody went to, and it very nice but there should not be a Spanish guy talking about the hockey. So listen up, people! The anyshell playoffs are back on Wendsesday, and there are many reason that everybody need to watch this year which I will tell you about:
1. The Fightings* - everybody at InstaPunk love the fightings. We have many fightings in the hockey. And the only words in the fights are calling names that can't be on TV, but no words like that you have to read here at the InstaPunk. Even the Russians that make the fightings do not use words, especially not like the scary lady. This is how the Russians fight in the hockey:
Much more amuse to watch than words on a paper, especially if the English is a second language for you, like for me.
*The fightings do not happen for the anyshell playoff games anymore. Nobody wish to take the penalty for being the sexist by hitting the Sidney Crosby. That is crime of hate in the Canada.
2. The Social Justice - everybody at the InstaPunk love the social justice, too. In the hockey we care very many about the social justice, and Pencilvania is the leader for all league when they draft Sidney Crosby, who is the first woman to play in the anyshell. She is very happy about this and does not have a problem to play with the men. She even try to grow a playoff beard last year with the men, and it is a good try for a young girl to grow this:
The
good beard indeed for a girl who grow it for two month
3. The Russia - the people on Birzone's side of the Instapunk fightings love the Russia. Since the Canada have never the babies anymore and nobody in U.S. love the hockey, the most players of the hockey come now from Russia except Mats Sundin, who is from the Sweden or Norwegia. But anyway, he is retire. I hear from someone that there is players from other countries, too, that are between the Russia and Germany. I talk with one of them and ask if he from Russia. He answer me in a lot like the Russian, or what the Russian sound like. Plus his name has no vowels. His jersey has the English letters on it, but still anyway look just like the ceramic alphabet from Russia. What is the difference??
4. I am broke of the money - I think I am going to have a good time to make very many money since the LOCKOUT, not strike, has ended and Gary Bettman the devil has won. So I am very surprise when I arrive in Charlestown to find they have no anyshell team there, but only minor league. It is Tampa Bay where is the anyshell team, and I mix it up. The other surprise is to find the details of the job I have getting:
One
child birthday party is many like the others.
So then I decide playing in the anyshell is not really the time for me at now, but maybe the writting about it is, and I have to follow my heart, just like in your Hollywood movies say. But my father is asking me about monies for pay back that loan. It' is something to do about co-signing it, but I am not economist, I tell my dad. I tell him about my heart, but he seem like he do not care about the heart. So since I do not getting paid for the writting at InstaPunk, I come up with new way for getting monies. I join that Dish Networks, and I get $50 or such if you join it and say them that Puck Punk told you to join. So if all readers of the InstaPunk join the Dish and get about 1,000 of their friend to do same, I can get up much of the loan payments. Now is the good time to do it, because you can also get the anyshell's Central Ice and watch all of the playoff game, even in HD.
Also, since I have the Dish but I can not afford a TV to watch with, I could come over to your house and watch with you. And I can tell you about the hockey to you while we watch. But since I can only go to one house, I have to explain for the rest about the playoffs. I need to start by telling you about the matches.
But there is a loan payment person knocking the door at the time, so I am coming back later about the playoffs. If I am not in the jail. Excuse me the abrupt end.
