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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Anyshell Playoffs
Amuse. I answer the door and he suddenly leave.
SOMEBODY KNOCKING THE DOOR. Very amuse. Oh well. When we are interrupted, I am about to give the playoff insides. So I am going on with that now.
San Jose Sharks vs. Colorado Avalanche - the Sharks are the top seed in the Western and the Colorado only barely just get in. This games are about the affirmative actions, which is more proof about the social justice in the anyshell. Colorado is one of the two states in America which has the college hockey team, and the Sharks are the only sports team in San Jose except for Padres from the baseball, and nobody love the Padres, I think. That meansthey both deserve at least 4 playoff game for the fairness. But the Sharks always choke the throat in the playoff and the Colorados are not very good since they do not have the Patrick Roy anymore, so these both are to lose after this round.
Washington Capitals vs. Montreal Canadiens - I would say that the team for Birzone would be the Colorados since the dead Russian lady liked that place so much, but really the Caps are the team for Birzone. They have Alex Ovechkin, who is a superstar Russian guy missing teeth and he scores a lots of goals. That's also Edwardo the Spanish man's favorite team, so maybe if they both like the same team everyone can be friends? The Hockey brings people together always, except maybe for Ty Domi.
Chicago Blackhawks vs. Nashville Predators - I am surprise about this because it makes me find there is a hockey team of your state in Nashville. Is that true? It is hard to say about this but it is strange because I think if it is real the mascot would be a cowboy hat or maybe a banjo, not a tiger that has a mouth not closed.
I think the Chicagos are the team of your new president Saddam Obama, what he says if they ask him, since he has a house there after his childbirth in Indonesia, but I also think he is not a fan of the hockey. He is not at any games last year in Chicago and Washington in the playoffs while all the announcers on your NBC are always asking for him, but he goes to games of the baseball for both of those teams in regular season and wears there clothes, too.
And recently he can not say a name of a single player on the favorite baseball team of his with the Black Socks or the name of the baseball rink where they play. How can Obama know a name of a player on the Black Hawks? I know most of your baseball players come now from the Mexican, but at least those names are easy to read from a TV word machine that your president likes to have. Your Obama can't even pronounce a word from reading right like "corps", how can he read a names like Toews, Byfuglien and Hjalmarsson? No, I know which team is the favorite for your president.
Phoenix Coyotes vs. Detroit Red Wings - The Red Wings are the real favorite team for your Obama. The uniforms are very red just like the old Olympic team from the C.C.C.P. and I know your president likes a lot the communism. Plus the Red Wings have tradition of many good, strong Russian names he can not pronounce like Yzerman, so really it is very like the old Soviet team. And if he goes to the Detroits, he can show everybody an example in your country of what he is trying to do for everyone to make the Big Change and Hope, which he talks and talks about a lot before he is president. Plus he can visit with a lot of the muslims who live there from his childhood which make them love America more.
But the Phoenix is confuse me. I think maybe it is not a real team like the Nashville, because the Phoenix is in the desert and you can not grow ice there, and ice is important for playing the hockey, not to mention that nobody live in the desert so who is to watch the hockey be played? Also, I look on the internets about what is a Phoenix, and it is a bird somebody set on fire, but the mascot of the Phoenix is a dog? Because what is this but a dog or is it a relative of Chewbacca from the Star Wars with a hockey stick?
I am
not getting the idea of this.
Sometime the U.S. humor is for me hard to understand, so I hope that mascot can be explain.
There are some other teams playing, too, but they are the boring teams like the Ottawa Senators and the offending teams like the Philadelphia Flyers, who are the team of InstaPunk. They make me very anger, though, that city, because the football team trades Michael McVick to the Cleveland Indians and they keep the other guy who kills all the dogs. And we Canadians are many protecting of animals, which is why the pets of Canada have a better healthcare here than the people do. You Americans are finding soon what I mean. So maybe I write more about the hockey later, because I need money and it is really great to be back around the Punks again and not do any more birthday parties for children in a suit. Don't forget to call Dish Networks about me. Until then, I'll have to go to intermission:
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