Friday, April 23, 2010
Supporting South Park:
I have an idea...
The Prophet Mohammed. Cute, ain't he?
WHATEVER CAN WE DO (WRINGING OF HANDS)? Let's ALL do it. Face it. It's pretty easy to take sides in the South Park-Comedy Central fracas. Some people are congratulating them on their bravery. Easy. Some people are damning the cowardice of Comedy Central. Easy. Others are saying let's stand up and support Matt Stone and Trey Parker. By, uh, saying we support them and maybe signing a petition. Easy.
Has it occurred to anybody that this vast thing called the Internet is the automatic answer? If we believe so much in free speech and not being intimidated by muslim thugs, we have it absolutely in our power to turn the tide. Uh, We are the World. If every "brave" proponent of free speech in the United States posted his own image of Mohammed, thousands and thousands of them, there would be too many of us to kill. We'd be an avalanche that would make their sorry jihadist threats puny by comparison. They can't kill us all.
Want to show your support for Matt Stone and Trey Parker? This is exactly how easy it is. Well, you've got to have some minimal PhotoShop skills, but other than that it's just a balls call.
So here you go, Hotair. Here you go, InstaPundit. Here you go, Ace of Spades. Here you go, Big Hollywood. Here you go, NRO. Here you go, all you free speech advocates, all you irate columnists and bloggers on the right who ache for the dead Dutchman and wish there were something, anything, you could do to prove your courageous solidarity with the two flippant assholes who are South Park.
It really is this easy. Didn't realize that? Maybe it's a punk thing.
P.S. I have no idea how to contact other sites except for Hotair.com. Anybody who knows how is urged to do so. I'm deadly serious about this, but my ability to execute is almost zero. Check in, as you can, to let us know whom you've contacted...
To be crystal clear, I'm asking all of you to contact the whole world, not just the sites I've named here, although they're the first priority. Whether we agree with them or not, the Stone and Parker newens are still punks, and they are putting their lives on the line. I'm sure some of you can cite the chapter and verse in the Punk Testament which makes that OUR business as well. Please get to work.