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Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Hockey -- which is an excellent way . . .
Continuing to keep it goin during the anyshell lockout -- happy?
My agent was screaming at everybody last week after my
first post. It was kinda funny. First, he insists he told me that it is a lockout, not a strike.
He says the owners stop us from playing the hockey, not the players stopping the hockey which makes the no hockey
a lockout not a strike. I think I understand.
The next thing he screamed at was the guys at InstaPunk. They changed 'anyshell' to 'NHL' which he says he says nothing is to be changed in my column and he means NOTHING. I don't see the difference but the guys say you will see what I write from now on which is good.
The lockout means the whole anyshell has meesed
122 games. I mees the hockey. My legs are getting
skinnier and skinnier. I try to run but nothing like skating. My man at the bank called me Friday and
asked if I wanted to cash in a CD to put in checking account. He says that will fill it back up until I
play the hockey again. I told him the money was in bank. He said but it is not in checking account and
that is why they didn't pay the Hummer guy for my new car. The Hummer guy was really mad at me and asked
how a guy like me could bounce a $85,349 check. I told him that I did not understand, 'bounce.' He
told me to call bank guy who told me about CD. Everything seems good now.
I love the Hummer. My Dad says it looks like an army truck. I say it is cool.
My InstaPunk check came today. I did not know checks could be so small. My agent told me to send to bank. I did.
One more thing I've been able to do while not playing the hockey -- watch the anyfell. Those anyfell players have all the money. I think because people in America love the football. But, why does the anyfell put up a net when the players kick the ball? The anyshell has nets, but that is because pucks go into the stands and kill people. Are they just trying to hold on to the ball -- what could it cost? Very cheap.
That's all to next week.
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