Monday, December 03, 2012


You youngsters won't relate to this. All those old guys who don't talk to you,
can't work their cell phones, and grunt a lot are human gorillas. We used to
keep girl children chastened. One day you'll miss us. By then it will be too late.

MORE HARBINGERS OF DOOM. We didn't achieve our miraculous effects by being kind, celibate, or sensitive. We mostly threw our weight around.

We had this entirely wrong idea that the female should be attracted to the male not because he was pretty but because he was ardent. We actually didn't think pretty hadn't anything to do with it. Except on the female side.

We assumed she would see eventually that ardent was related to devoted, meaning he would do absolutely anything to stay with her and keep her safe.

Including die.

But for the most part, that's been our mistake. Since you've become bonobos, we're off the hook. Too bad for our old ancestors.

Except for those of us who still have our Faye Wrays. Tiny shrinking percentage that it is.

Don't get all bent out of shape. We're not kidding but you don't know what that means anyway. All good. grrr.


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