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Friday, October 28, 2005
The Plame Blame
Scooter's in trouble.
.
A man with gray hair should never be called Scooter. You're supposed to
leave that crap behind on the playing fields of Groton or Choate or
wherever. That was his first mistake. The second was cooperating with
the investigation of a special prosecutor. As the Martha Stewart case
demonstrated, there is no longer any fifth amendment protection against
self incrimination when the feds are involved. If you refuse to
incriminate yourself, you are indicted for perjury. Never mind that the
crime for which you failed to incriminate yourself was not a crime at
all, which is why, of course, a nonpartisan special prosecutor who has
wasted two years chasing a wisp of political gossip is absolutely
compelled to indict somebody for lying about whatever he said or did
after not committing a crime.
This would all be mildly amusing if it weren't so laughably ludicrous.
Now the libs have what they want (or part of it), and just watch them
salivate and slobber and stammer with indignation about the
vileness of a crime that used to be committed on a daily basis by the
President they revere so much they're determined to put his perjurer
wife in the Oval Office.
We'll stand by what we've already
said
about this fictitious outrage: it's not even plausible enough to make
a bad TV series
(NSFW).
Fitzgerald is nonpartisan. In a pig's eye.
Then again, the defendant's name is
Scooter.
Sounds like an impasse to us.
