Saturday, March 11, 2006

A Little Nightmare

The Alien Exchange Program

PSAYINGS.5Q.52. It shouldn't matter. A new belief system is being born at at a site called It's a present-day phenomenon. Retired members of the Defense Intelligence Agency are incrementally releasing details of the most secret program ever run by the U.S. Government -- a 10-year visit by 12 highly trained U.S. military and scientific personnel to a planet in the Zeta Reticuli star system. The most recent posting was only a few weeks ago, and there are heavy promises of photographs to come. The website has been constructed by literate people who know when not to use an apostrophe in conjunction with the word 'it,' who have amassed confirming documentation from some of the more reputable (i.e., reputedly scientific, military, and intelligence-agency-connected) UFO researchers, and who have already acquired a radio and internet audience via persuasive performances on Art Bell's Coast-to-Coast radio show.

We've been known to listen to Art Bell. It's entertaining stuff. We learned there of the possibility of the death by laboratory-induced supernova of the entire universe, the certainty of a solar "killshot" that would extinguish life on earth by the year 2000, and the existence of a hole in the ground in the southwest where the screams of the damned in hell could be recorded on a cellphone.

Who cares, right? Crazy people like crazy stories, especially when they involve crazy conspiracies that paper over any perceived absence of the meaning of life. Only, we've had occasion to learn that crazy conspiracy theories have the power to wreck the lives of intelligent, curious, and estimable but gulliible people. There was once a site called Zetatalk, which purported to explain everything that had ever happened, including Atlantis and Christ, in terms of the arrival of a tenth planet which would destroy physical life on earth while catalyzing the transition to a fourth-dimensional state of being for those who were in "service to others" as opposed to "service to self." The site was amusing because it offered matter-of-fact explanations for EVERYTHING, including the lowdown on the Lincoln and Kennedy assassinations, the fate of Noah's Ark, the truth of the Shroud of Turin, and the final judgment about the relative greatness of the 1929 Philadelphia Athletics versus the 1927 New York Yankees. (Athletics greater, of course.) The most interesting fact was that Jesus Christ was an alien from Zeta Reticuli who ultimately agreed to be put into a state of suspended animation from which he would answer the prayers of all earthlings in perpetuity.

It turns out that Zetatalk convinced lots of people to leave their homes and relatives forever in order to be ready for the arrival of Planet X, home of the aliens who were going to destroy earth and life as we know it -- except for the fact that Planet X doesn't exist, according to every reputable astronomer. Only the leader of Zetatalk, one Nancy Lieder, dared to challenge the pitiless logic of the astronomers, but a great many people followed her nonetheless and were personally annihilated when Planet X failed to show up on the predicted date a few years ago. You can read the unexpectedly moving story of her disciples here. Many of them lost homes, careers, and all their money because of Nancy Lieder's monomania, which still hasn't ended, because Zetatalk is still on the web.

While Nancy Lieder was leading her sheep to ruin, another star was rising. Laura Knight-Jadczyk discovered much the same alien threat, including the impending "fourth dimensional" transformation, by way of a Ouija Board that alerted her to the impending end of our existence and the beginning of her romantic relationship with a Polish physicist named Arkadiusz. Unfortunately, the more Laura learned about human history from the Ouija Board, the more she discovered that multiple alien races in command of time travel technology had destroyed the meaning of human history and existence. Moreover, her expertise at interpreting the Ouija Board, which eventually culminated in her receiving its channelled wisdom without actually consulting the board at all anymore, had made her a target for nefarious alien assassination plans that have to be defended against continuously. It's to Laura's considerable credit that she's been able to rewrite all of human history and culture in terms of her alien experience on the run -- on CDs and videotapes containing hundreds of thousands of words -- without charging more than a nominal fee to the followers of

Which makes it all the sadder that some of her followers came to regard her as something of another Nancy Lieder, although her siituation was never ever similar to Nancy's because Ark possessed more knowledge about the physics of the universe in his left thumb than Nancy ever dreamed of in her twice-mortgaged trailer. And that's a fact.

Too bad there was that terrible scandal about Laura and Ark absconding with funds from such devoted followers.

All right. Now you know why we're concerned. These alien fantasies bother us for several other reasons too. Seriously. We'd like to list them.

o Scientists act as if they're best at exposing idiocy. It's true the science put forward in the Serpo Hoax is stupid, but the science is hardly the stupidest part of the story. What IS stupid is having to read some astronomy major objecting to made up planetary orbital data involving equations when no equations and no astronomy are required to debunk the story. It makes science geeks look as dumb as they usually are.

o The conspiracy nuts who make up these scenarios know nothing about social matters. Here's a description of alien civilization wriitten by a human "witness" whose writings are being published at the new hoax website:

There were leaders, but no real form of government. There was virtually no crime seen by the team. They had an army, which also acted as the police force. But no guns or weapons of any type were seen by our team. There were regular meetings within each small community. There was one large community, which acted as the central point of the civilization. All the industry was at this one large community. There was no money.

Every Eben was issued what they needed. No stores, malls or shopping locations. There were central distribution centers where Ebens went to obtain items of needs.

Right. The universe generally, and high civilization specifically, is inherently a leftist enterprise. Incredibly advanced cultures arise spontaneously from nothing, and (as in this case) even a few hundred thousand entities organized like communists can manage to develop the technology to explore the universe with no competition whatsoever, for no personal gain, without taking physical pleasure in it, and with no evident sign of interest or curiosity. Karl Marx was a lot smarter than we thought (but Darwin has some 'splaining to do). In addition, ALL alien vistors seem intent on taking credit for the life of Christ, as even the Serpo aliens do.

o Conspiracy-minded hoaxsters (and their dupes) are too arrogant to understand that other people may be more sensible than than they are small-mindedly clever. Here's a sample of the mission log supposedly written by the Colonel who commanded the interstellar exchange program: [Bold-faced emphases are mine]

I was not going to allow the Ebens to counterman my decisions. When Ebe2 heard this, she told me to wait and placed her hand against my chest. I told her to translate that to the leader. Again, there were several minutes of word exchanges between the two. Ebe2 then stated that the leader would bring the doctor here to discuss the situation with us. Ebe2 asked me to please don't send your men for guns. Guns are not needed, we can settle this without guns. Please don't. I told Ebe2 that we would not get the guns but we would not leave until we saw 308's body. The leader did something with the communication device on his belt. About 20 minutes later, three Ebens showed up inside this building. One of the Ebens, who identified himself as a doctor and who spoke very good English. This doctor had a strange sounding voice, almost like a human's voice. This doctor did not have a high pitch accent, like Ebe1 and Ebe2. I was very impressed with this doctor. I just wonder where he has been for these past 18 months. We have never saw him before. This doctor told us that 308s body was not inside the container. The Ebens have done experiments with 308s body because they considered it an honor to have such a specimen to work with. The doctor told us they have used 308s body to create a type of cloned human being. I stopped the doctor at this point. I told the doctor that the body of my teammate was the property of the United States of America, planet Earth. The body did not belong to the Ebens. I did not authorized any experiments on the body of 308. I explained that humans consider a body to be religious. Only I could have authorized the use of 308s body for experiments. I demanded to see the body. This doctor explained the body was gone. This doctor said all the blood, body organs were taken out and used to clone other beings. The use of the word beings really scared me and the others. 899 became extremely angry. He called the doctor curse names. I ordered 899 to be quiet. I then told 203 to take 899 out of the building. I realized this matter could really blossom into a major incident. I could not allow that to happen. There were just eleven of us and we realized that if the Ebens wanted to imprison us or kill us, they could do it very easily. But I didn't think the Ebens would resort to such behavior. I was not going to allow this incident to advance into something worse. I realized there wasn't much we could do about what the Ebens have done with 308s body. Ebe2 looked very upset. Ebe2 told me that everyone should be nice, she repeated the word nice many times. Ebe2 did not want this matter to escalate. I kind of felt sorry for Ebe2. She was trying to mediate the matter. 203 suggested we return to our living quarters and have a team meeting. I told the leader that I did not want any further interference between whatever is left of 308s body and experiments. I pointed my finger towards the leader's face. Ebe2 translated, along with the doctor. The doctor, who was extremely straightforward, told me that nothing further would happen with the body, but advised me very little was left of the body. Ebe2 then told me the leader was concerned that we were upset. That we were their guests. That the leader was upset that we were offended. The leader did not wish to upset us and promised that nothing further would happen to the body. I thanked Ebe2 and had her rely that to the leader. We returned to out huts. Everyone was upset, especially 899. I told each member to calm down. I explained our situation, as if each team member didn't already realize it, that we were only eleven military personnel. We had no way of fighting the Ebens. We did not come 40 light years to start a war with the Ebens. A war we could not win. We could not even win a simple fist fight with the Ebens. Yes, maybe we could beat them up but what then. We have to realize out situation and act accordingly. I ordered each member to reconsider the situation and to except the facts about 308s body. I told 633 and 700 to investigate this cloning procedure with the English speaking Eben doctor. Lets get all the facts about what they did with the body and what we can find out about the body and the Ebens experiments with the body.

Bear in mind that we are talking about a human team consisting of the best of the best of the U.S. military being documented by their commander, a full colonel who is both willing to disappear from the official record forever AND who possesses special expertise in at least two scientific subjects. Obviously, such a man would display the emotional maturity of a 21st century cartoon dude, and he'd write and spell like a high-school drop-out. The only way one could possibly question the credibility of his account would be by nitpicking the details of his technical descriptions.

o The name of this whole game is paranoia, and it preys on baby boomer generation fantasies about the limitless power and ruthlessness of a federal government that can't hide the stupidity of its illuminati-bred president but CAN conceal from the rest of us, in perpetuity, the existence of next-millennium technology, multiple waves of alien invasions, and the vast global conspiracy which transforms events like 9/11 and the Iraq War into sinister moves in a chess game between black ops fascists and nefarious extra-terrestrial civilizations. And, by the way, if you want the lowdown, send your check to Laura Knight-Jadczyk at the following address.

Did we forget to mention that the revelations about the Serpo Project are being threatened by black ops disinformation specialists? Well, they are. If you can wade through the compelling narration and the quibbles of brilliant scientific minds who can't quite keep up with Zeta Reticuli physics, you will eventually arrive at the page where the most sinister current events are being documented. Here is the terrifying threat that may prevent us all from learning the Truth:

An Important Announcement

On 25 February, this new page was created, featuring as its centerpiece a long, high quality and intellectually honest debate on all the major issues and questions raised by the Serpo disclosures, produced by a team of eight researchers on the Above Top Secret (ATS) Forum.

On 28 February, this was deleted from this page after it was discovered that each one of the many hundreds of links to the excellent debate there had been purposefully redirected by Above Top Secret to a completely different site which has been set up by them purporting to show that Project Serpo is a hoax.

Above Top Secret, as is now widely recognized by many people studying this story closely, have a clear agenda to debunk the story using any means accessible to them. These include the spreading of false information, personal attacks, threats, and withholding of any right of reply to false accusations. This reveals an extraordinary degree of bias and intolerance for genuinely informed debate... which begs an explanation.

At best, it shows up certain individuals in Above Top Secret as possessing an agenda which grossly discredits their intellectual honesty. At worst, Above Top Secret may be a COINTELPRO (Counter-intelligence) project, sponsored by agencies within the United States Government who wish to track, control and influence the thinking of citizens concerned about government secrets and their consequences.

This is a serious possibility, and intelligent and informed visitors are encouraged to do their own research. The connection with Project Serpo is that such has been the irrational vitriol focused against the Serpo story and Bill Ryan personally that many observers have concluded that there is something else going on entirely.

Project Serpo seems to have been instrumental in flushing out this predisposition for foul play in an arena which many had hitherto believed to be unblemished.

For a comprehensive discussion on how and why Above Top Secret could be a counter-intelligence operation, please click here:

Ironically, Above Top Secret's watchword is "Deny Ignorance". Visitors now reading this page, interested in researching the Serpo story, are left to conclude for themselves what motives Above Top Secret may have for denying citizens access to even-handed and intelligent debate... instead deliberately substituting this with information that is false.

Yeah. We know. It's all too stupid to believe. Too stupid for anyone to believe. But there are people out there who do believe it. People a lot like you, who loved Star Trek and the X-Files and the DaVinci Code and the war-for-oil conspiracies elaborated at But it's worth asking, what is our individual and collective responsibility regarding the conspiracy con men of the internet? Is it okay that they suck up the money and lives of countless gullible people? Or is it appropriate now and then for us to take note of their cold-blooded sociopathic schemes to defraud the credulous among us?

We apologize if we've wasted your time. But we'll leave you with the following images. These are people to be avoided, even if you don't have the stomach for participating in their capture and imprisonment.

Nancy and Laura

Ark and the Alien

Sorry for the interruption.

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