Wednesday, August 23, 2006
What Googlers Want
How to put it... Well, they want to see naked women.
THE WEB PRIMEVAL. For the most part we're pretty well behaved around here. We may be mean and unfair, but we don't use a lot of bad words and we don't use many risque graphics. That's why it interesting to look in occasionally on what the casual googler is seeking when a search brings him accidentally to our site. The subject matter searches tend to be understandable and surprisingly repetitive; that is, a relative handful of subjects account for most of the activity -- they want posts about Cindy Sheehan, Pat Buchanan, Bush-Hitler, Maureen Dowd, nuking Mecca, and torture. The final group is the most suspect, since they overlap strongly with the image googlers, who are basically up to no good at all. For example, they want pictures of torture as long as it involves young women bound in ropes and chains. That's not what the post that led them here is about, of course, but how were they to know? It makes us feel sorry for them.
That's why today's post is for all the weird surfers out there. The rest of you shouldn't go to the 'continued' page, because it features a variety of our most popular images, which in aggregate must be considered Not Safe For Work. We're not trying to pander to them but simply to reduce their frustrations, since Google is pretty hit-and-miss about sending them to the correct archive page as opposed to the home page. This should make things easier all round. Call it our good deed for the year.
The rest of you can come back tomorrow when we've returned to our standard prudish, right-wing rectitude. Okay?
Our first image is the one that everyone seems to want right now. It's
from our post titled How
It Will Happen. We shouldn't have published it probably, but it
just seemed to suit the context somehow.
How and why people are searching for this one we don't know. It's a
piece of fine art we developed to test the tolerance of intellectuals
who find no fault with works like the Piss Christ. We call our version
the Piss Pelosi. There's more explanation here
-- if you give a rat's ass, which you don't. All you really need to know that is that it is Nancy, she is on a cross, and she is immersed in urine. How cool can
Not everyone likes it when we write about abortion, so when we discussed
the perspective of a woman who was being aggressive on the subject from
a completely unexpected direction, we decided to pay tribute to her
persona with the graphic below. Since then, submissives from the U.K.
have been coming to the site like flocks of pilgrims to worship her.
Get on your knees NOW, you limey bastards.