I TRIED. But we weren't all
insane. Just most of us. There were those of us who weren't hippies or
revolutionaries or hateful of our parents. I wasn't getting along
with my father, but I asked him if I should volunteer for Vietnam. The
only time he ever gave me advice. I guess he meant it. He said, "Don't
go to war if your country isn't determined to win. I don't want you to
die for nothing." Given that I wasn't listening to him much in those
days, I hedged my bets. I decided on finishing college. I think I got
the last II-S deferment ever granted, based on the fact that I was 17
when I enrolled. When I was classified I-A, I sent a polite
letter to my draft board, asking them to check the calendar.They did
and gave me the II-S. Then, when I was 19 and graduated, I had my year
of lottery eligibility. I was in the top third, certain to be drafted.
But that was the year the draft ended. No one was called. The brokered
surrender had been accomplished.
Had I escaped anything? No. The rest of my life was going to be the war
I didn't fight in. The draft-dodgers captured everything -- the media,
the courts, the publishing companies, the universities, science, the
arts, the government.Why I wrote The
Boomer Bible.
What none of you youngsters understand. Or you oldsters who graduated
before us. It was an impossible time to be young. How do you decide?
The current Occupy movement is just ridiculous in comparison. Imitative
crap. We were kids whose parents had been shaped by the Great
Depression and World War II. We had issues, not iPods. I can still
remember, clear as day, the first time I heard the song up top. I was
in a dorm room, after hours, breaking the rules. I hated it. And I
loved it. The world would never be the same again. The same way I felt
about all the rock and roll masterpieces that defined the sixties.
You wind up living a double life. I loved the Rolling Stones and yet
hated the anarchy they represented. When I watched Gimme Shelter, I so
wanted Jagger to be a hero trying to save the victims. He almost did that, but not quite. I
forgave him anyway. Because I am a child of the sixties.
I am. I'm a Baby Boomer. I've lived and felt and fallen victim to all
our fads. I've had a couple of mid-life crises, quite in line with the
media-generated stories of same, and now I am growing old and feeling,
feeling mind you, that it's your responsibility to take care of me.
Except that I don't. In my mind, I can go all the way back there and
see that not even millennials owe us a free ride. Don't get e wrong.
We've done our share. The great technological leap forward we've seen
in our time wasn't the product of the so-called Greatest Generation. It
was us. The Baby Boomers. We had talent, education, and a chip on our
shoulder. We're the ones who made a world in which completely ordinary
folks own an SUV, a laptop computer, a 60-inch high-def TV, and a phone
that can do more than what a state-of-the-art minicomputer could do in
the sainted sixties.
But we let our children down. Catastrophe. We have produced children
who not only don't know their history but actively scorn it.
Awful. Why I don't turn them away when they come here with thir
tantrums. We're all guilty. Even the Baby Boomers who knew where all
this was headed when it started. We should have fought harder. It's
payback time.
I'd like some satisfaction. But gunning down children who aren't smart
enough to know the score isn't it. NOT satisfying.
My way of of apologizing to Helk and FA. I forgive you. You know not
what you do.
Thursday, February 02, 2012
Chill.
His name was
Satie. He could chill. Other guys wrote down his
music. He couldn't be bothered. Because he was so into chilling.
.
I'll make it easy for you. I draw, I shop, I animate. Does that
make me not a graphic artist? We'll see. This is a slice dealing only
with the Shuteye Train.
Steve, star of Shammadamma. By the Shuteye Train.
The Shuteye Train.
As pursued by Feds.
The
Shuteye Train. As drawn by Gypsy Jackknife.
btw, anyone who wants a framed version of any of these need only ask.
It
can be arranged. With frame, signature, and everything.There are at
least two other portraits of the Shuteye Train. Sorry to disappoint, FA.